Go ahead. Click this link.
I dare you.
Just don’t blame me. I warned you.
Okay, I didn’t, but now I am: If you’re afraid of cats, don’t click that link. If you hate cats, feel free to click that link.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Ailurophobes? Ailurophobe obviously means fear of the family Ailuridae: one genus, Ailurus; one species, A. fulgens – the Red Panda. This is a transparent, imperialist attempt to appropriate the suffering and struggle of an indigenous species for the benefit of racist and colonialist usurpers. And anyway, cats aren’t a race, they’re a religion. Ask any cat, or the humans who, erm, pander to them.
How can we be ailurophobes, if we’re Red Pandas? What was the question?
I’m not a cat lover but they do kill mice which makes them alright in my book!