Saddam Hangman haiku
Saddam is hanging
He did some very bad things
Hussein, meet Hangman.
The clock is ticking
Today is Saddam’s death day
There won’t be presents
Join in, folks!
Update:
Saddam is dead now
It’s Tuna for Terrorists!
The cats are happy
Update 2:
Good point on TV
Remember Saddam’s victims
They rest easy now
Update 3: Geez, do so many of you have to be so gross?
Update 4:
Going to bed now
Comment moderation back
When Lair goes to bed
Translation: I turned off comment moderation for this post, and Lair Simon will turn it back on for me before he signs off.
I’ll approve all your haikus tomorrow morning.
Update 5:
Saddam is dead
palestinians mourn him
They are terrorists
Fox News has pictures
Saddam alive; Saddam dead
The picture is strange
Saddam is dead now
This will not stop violence
Never said it would
December 29th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Suicide bombers
Are usually virgins
Hump away, Saddam
December 29th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Once you are strangled
We’ll swing you around the pole
Tetherball is fun!
December 29th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
Hosni Mubarak
Is also a dictator.
So, when does he die?
December 29th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
When you get to hell,
Bow when you see Arafat.
(Yasser likes it anal)
December 29th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
Didn’t get Hitler,
that bastard Stalin ran down,
but got you, sucker
December 29th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Saddam is hanging
the Virgins were a mistake
Hope he likes raisins.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
You guys are funny
Your haikus making me laugh
Keep it up, people
December 29th, 2006 at 10:24 pm
Halabja Butcher
Crapping himself from a rope
Does his shit stink too?
December 29th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
I sit and ponder
why link from “Rott” redirects
to “feminism.”
December 29th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
The twitching has stopped
A figure swings in the breeze
Let’s go for ice cream!
December 29th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Udai and Qusai
Are now joined by their father
It’s about damn time
December 29th, 2006 at 10:31 pm
Die die die die die
Die Saddam die Saddam die
Die die die die die
December 29th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Perpetual Student:
It was an old fight
Misha must have made me mad
The file is fixed now
(I forgot all about it)
December 29th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Nicky, I think that’s cheating.
Funny, but cheating.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Saddam is worm food
Perhaps his supporters will
At last find a clue
December 29th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
I was never good
At writing weird poetry
But Saddam’s dead now
December 29th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Swaying in the breeze
Twitching ever so slightly
Justice has been served.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Outrageous Meryl!
(I probably deserved it)
But the link’s still broke
December 29th, 2006 at 10:40 pm
Saddam is dead now
Was he afraid at the last?
He was no hero
December 29th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
Love your haiku BigEZ.Can I get coffee with that ice cream?
December 29th, 2006 at 10:42 pm
The kids of Baghdad
Now have a fine piñata
But has it been stuffed?
December 29th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
No dripping acid,
No tree shredder tears your feet,
A death too humane.
Swing, swing on a rope!
Much too merciful a death.
So ends the tyrant.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:44 pm
Another Haman
Takes his overdue exit.
The Jews are still here.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
And a second one, courtesy of a shy friend.
If donkeys had won
Saddam would still be killing
All the folks he wished
December 29th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
He killed boys and girls,
A special place waits for him,
Hotter than Baghdad.
December 29th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
Hey Saddam
The next spider hole
is a one way sumbitch
December 29th, 2006 at 10:52 pm
Saddam ended tall
But I hear that that happens
When you’re neck is stretched
December 29th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Power bought with blood;
Other peoples’ blood that is.
Who bleeds now, Saddam?
December 29th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
Qusay and Uday
Died begging for their father.
Here’s Daddy, assholes!
December 29th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
Three assholes hanging
Their crimes too many to count
But Chirac goes free.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
When your eyes open
May your first sight in Hell be
Camel whores, no lube
December 29th, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Justice, not revenge,
Saddam now takes a dirt nap
too many years late
December 29th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Saddam can lay claim
The mother of all neck-aches.
Who is next, Bashir?
December 29th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
The hemp flows, tightens.
The noose like a river.
His ass squirts a good bye.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Die Saddam Hussein!
May your virgins be raisins,
Please enjoy the flames.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:07 pm
Saddam joins Yassar
Satan now has two buttboys
to keep him busy
December 29th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
Of course spazzmomma
Coffee is free with purchase
Saddam would approve
December 29th, 2006 at 11:09 pm
i can’t do this
worth a crap,
saddam is dead. yay.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
SADDAM EXTREME SPORTS!!!
Ouch! He tried his first (and last)
Reverse bungee jump
December 29th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Kofi Annan mourns
He lost his sugar daddy
Now who will bribe him?
December 29th, 2006 at 11:24 pm
Saddam has been hung
I like pie
I am eating some.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:30 pm
‘Cause of hanging chads
We got to hang Saddam (Pssst…
…just kidding ’bout chads)
December 29th, 2006 at 11:32 pm
Butcher of Baghdad
His body hangs loose and swings
We’re free cries Iraq!
December 29th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Hayrides with Hitler
Skinny-dipping with Stalin
Fun awaits Saddam
December 29th, 2006 at 11:36 pm
While Saddam twitches
Don’t call him dope on a rope.
He wouldn’t like that.
December 29th, 2006 at 11:37 pm
My poem wasn’t spam
Why was it flagged as such, huh?
Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine.
:o)
December 29th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Saddam’s dead meat so
marinated in evil
even worms won’t touch
December 29th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
Saddam swings on high
The sun is warming the corpse
Maybe throw a shoe
December 29th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
die die saddam die
too bad he can only die once
killing him twice would be nice
December 29th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
Poor Saddam Hussein
He had many palaces
Now he’s dirty pants
December 29th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
GIRL WRITE MEAN HAIKU
TIME FOR SADDAM SWING ON ROPE
NOW HULK PARTY DOWN
December 29th, 2006 at 11:50 pm
“Oil For Food” was
Really just Oil For Weapons
(And Kojo’s car, too)
December 29th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
Bill H Says he likes pie
I do too
Can we hang him again?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:02 am
Sadaam is now dead.
The liberals secretly weep -
Poor little moonbats.
December 30th, 2006 at 12:02 am
Saddam is swingin’
Sleigh bells are ringin’
Boo Hoo Infidel!
December 30th, 2006 at 12:08 am
Saddam is dead now
will tomorrow be safer
I do not think so
December 30th, 2006 at 12:09 am
Rope strains against flesh.
Saddam gets his just reward.
You want fries with that?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:09 am
The body falls as
the lever springs the trap door
See your house from here?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:10 am
The kos kids will whine.
The Dummies will crap their pants.
Who will lead them now?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:11 am
Dear Uncle, I agree
fire up the coffee pot
and drop his ass again
December 30th, 2006 at 12:13 am
Die you bastard Die
Swinging from the ropes up high
Your victims praise god
December 30th, 2006 at 12:14 am
Saddam’s death: fitting
It’s justice that his last act
Was shitting himself
December 30th, 2006 at 12:17 am
Lifeless, they swing him.
Slowly, he oscillates like
Foucault’s Pendulum.
December 30th, 2006 at 12:21 am
The famous last words
of the man who would be God:
“Choke Choke Gurgle” die
December 30th, 2006 at 12:26 am
Never it be said
that Saddam was not well hung.
Khomeini says Hi
December 30th, 2006 at 12:28 am
Hunt For Red October,
bought for five bucks at Wal-Mart.
Gonna watch it now.
December 30th, 2006 at 12:34 am
Saddam’s death movie
If my friends weren’t so squeamish
My new avatar
December 30th, 2006 at 12:34 am
Saddam and Cheetohs
not to be
you cannot take it
December 30th, 2006 at 12:37 am
mainstream media
cry over Saddam’s demise
which side are they on?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:40 am
right behind old scratch
south park had it right
tennis, anyone?
December 30th, 2006 at 12:50 am
Back turned to Mecca
Facing toward the great Satan
Swinging into hell
Damn President Bush
Ramsey Clark sheds bitter tears
Don’t mess with Texas
Weep for the moonbat
In spite of Chomsky and Moore
One more tyrant dead
December 30th, 2006 at 12:56 am
Saddam stands thinking
Does this tie go with this shirt?
Hey! That’s way too tight!
December 30th, 2006 at 1:00 am
I love the picture
Posted on Foxnews.com
Get it while its hot
December 30th, 2006 at 1:33 am
It was a good choice
Hang the bastard, hang him high
Better: a shredder
December 30th, 2006 at 1:39 am
History needs words
like “sic semper tyrannis.”
Quite memorable.
December 30th, 2006 at 2:50 am
Swingin’ on a star
That’s not the fate of Saddam
Countdown: One, Two - URK!
December 30th, 2006 at 2:52 am
It’s a common fate:
Sic Semper Tyrannis, or
Iran, watch your back
December 30th, 2006 at 2:55 am
Saddam Hussein is now dead
No one loved him while he lived
No one misses him
December 30th, 2006 at 3:29 am
The Toad gets his fate
It should have been much worse, yet
he won’t croak again.
December 30th, 2006 at 3:45 am
I’d already thought of using the SST motto before reading steve miller. Really, I had.
An historic day
SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS, aye
Baghdad Butcher’s toast
December 30th, 2006 at 3:59 am
This blue-state liberal
Is actually cheerful
Evil tyrants suck.
But still wondering
Any way to fix this mess?
Oh well. Saddam gone.
December 30th, 2006 at 4:01 am
Deceleration
And loss of sphincter control
Saddam drops a yam
December 30th, 2006 at 4:12 am
Justice at rope’s end.
It’s most unfortunate that
Kofi walks the earth.
December 30th, 2006 at 7:28 am
Saddam swings quietly.
Cindy sheds tears.
Her son Casey cries.
What about me, mom.
December 30th, 2006 at 7:31 am
What’s that, poor Sadaam?
You do not deserve to die?
Complain to Satan
December 30th, 2006 at 7:49 am
Rope, tree, dictator
Some Assembly Required
Burn in hell, Saddam
December 30th, 2006 at 7:52 am
(BTW, “journalist” & “reporter” have three sylables each as well, should his Imperial Rottiness get annoyed at some talking head with a two sylable name…)
December 30th, 2006 at 8:13 am
As they say in Oz
They don’t serve Breakfast in Hell
Enjoy lunch, Saddam!
Left obsessed more with
Bush maybe shredding paper
than thugs who shred men
One thing is for sure
Saddam no longer able
to hijack Iraq
Need sign above gallows
“Justice facilitated
by President Bush”
If critics ran things
Saddam would still be plotting
sequel 9-1-1
December 30th, 2006 at 8:16 am
I confess to a haiku violation!
Correction:
Need sign on gallows
“Justice facilitated
by President Bush”
December 30th, 2006 at 9:00 am
South Park episodes
become true as all bloggers
swing and sway and blog
December 30th, 2006 at 10:22 am
How can I say it?
What goes around, comes around.
Saddam sees that now.
December 30th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Not a haiku, but I thought you might enjoy this one:
Sic Semper Tyrannis
December 30th, 2006 at 10:55 am
G Fresh,
Your posts were flagged spam
Your IP in my blacklist
It is no longer
December 30th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Saddam, swingin’ guy
Sic Semper Tyrannis, dude
Have fun hangin’ out.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Let that bastard swing
Writhing dangling pain, it’s a
Retribution thing.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Sandal slappin’
Are you listenin.
On his ass
Shit is glistenin’.
One meter he fell
Straight into Hell
His testicles served with Lava Fondue.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Wanted Jews dead. Now
He’s dead and we’re still living.
Fuck off, Saddam. Hah.
Each generation one
Or more rises against us.
Saddam’s just another.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Now its Saddam’s turn
To meet the men in black masks
And die before dawn.
December 30th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Saddam Hussein’s
defunct
who used to
wear a khaki-green
uniform
and shoot onetwothreefouronehundredfortyeight shiitesjustlikethat
Jesus
he was a horrid man
and what i want to know is
how do you like your blackeyed boy
Mister Death
–
(Or if you really want a haiku):
saddam is defunct.
he gassed kurds. do you like your
ba’athist, Mister Death?
-
December 30th, 2006 at 12:10 pm
Hussein goes to Hell
Asks, “Where are all the virgins?”
“VIRGINIANS, @SSHOLE!”
December 30th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
You killed enemies both real and imagined.
Kurds were worthless as were your countrymen
to be used and abused at your whim,
now you are assuming the ambient.
December 30th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
A hidden gravesite
Iraqis can’t crap in it.
No health hazard here
December 30th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Saddam is no more
he’s in the cutout bin with
Kevin Federline
December 30th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Person of the year
Hanged by neck until he’s dead
Who’s sane at Time mag?
December 30th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
The lion is dead
Thank you to our armed forces
Muqtada? You’re next.
December 30th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
The death notices
Hung here during the Gulf War
Are up to date now.
December 30th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
As the desert wind blows its sand
his moment
passes forever in time
a small sad soul
Lost
December 30th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Ode to a Tekriti (from a resistance perspective)
He will rule again!!!
Propping up Saddam’s dead corpse.
Wishing for old times.
At least this is done. (I prefer this one)
Pigs look better dead.
They stared at their masters corpse.
At least he is done.
December 30th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Sadam Hussein warns
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
See what can happen
December 30th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
“He’s dead, Jim!” they say;
No more Butcher of Baghdad.
Happy New Year, World!
December 30th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
Respect the deceased
Bury in a gold casket
Lined with fine-sliced ham.
December 30th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Saddam suffering
Cervical subluxation
Arthrostim useless
December 30th, 2006 at 6:46 pm
Lofty he did go,
Yet to end it so low - lo,
a physics demo.
December 30th, 2006 at 10:43 pm
That Koran he wrote
With his own blood in the ink-
Print some more copies
Saddam’s no Shahid
Just a thief and murderer
Allah will forget
Had Saddam once built
The gallows from which he swung
To hang Mordechai?
December 31st, 2006 at 1:12 am
Sic semper’t Iran
Issssssssss. Ahmadinejad gets
It. Don’t you, snake boy?
December 31st, 2006 at 1:58 am
Speaketh not his name.
It deserveth only to
Be silenced for good.
But remember him,
Lest another tyrant’s name
Be spoken again.
December 31st, 2006 at 7:28 am
Seventy-two fold
Virgins in heaven proclaim
“We ain’t touchin’ that!”
December 31st, 2006 at 2:42 pm
Room temperature
What to do with his body?
Feed it to the dogs.
January 1st, 2007 at 10:51 am
Saddam the damned
No one he spared
Now he dies…yet none cry
January 3rd, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Saddam dies.
Life finaly imitates
South Park.