Just heard it on the radio, and here it is, already on Jpost:
The September 6 raid over Syria was carried out by the US Air Force, the Al-Jazeera Web site reported Friday. The Web site quoted Israeli and Arab sources as saying that two strategic US jets armed with tactical nuclear weapons carried out an attack on a nuclear site under construction.
The sources were quoted as saying that Israeli F-15 and F-16 jets provided cover for the US planes. The sources added that each US plane carried one tactical nuclear weapon and that the site was hit by one bomb and was totally destroyed.
I cannot find the original article on Al Jazeera site, but why bother? The next one will give more details on that tactical nuclear weapon that leaves no traces of radiation and passes undetected for two months.
But, at least, if it really was a nuke, it explains that categorical statement made by Syria’s ambassador to Washington:
“There are no nuclear North Korean-Syrian facilities whatsoever in Syria,” Moustapha said.
Not any more, true…
Cross-posted on SimplyJews.
Actually, the bombs were carried by Area 51 craft based out of Roswell, New Mexico. They used Romulan disruptors mounted on the saucer shaped craft to destroy the nuclear facility. That is why nobody was able to detect radiation from the site. They were going to use Kinetic Energy Weapons launched from the International Space Station but the Vega treaty forbids the use of weapons of that type. Additionally, the space station does not carry weaponry that can be limited to such a small area as it is designed to attack and destroy invaders or approaching asteroids.
For the leftists among the readers (if there are any) I suppose I have to tell thaem that the above is satire.
Sabba Hillel, your ignorance is appalling. Disruptors are Klingon technology. The Romulans developed cloaking devices and plasma torpedoes.
I think it was the Death Star with it’s main weapon set on “Reheat”
It’s great being the Great Satan – you get credit even for the work of the Little Satan.
Hmmm, why would “strategic” bombers carry “tactical” weapons? Besides, the US would have just used Tomahawks, why bother sending an airplane? Sounds to me like they just don’t want to admit those “Zionists” kicked their collective butts once again…
Robert
You can always rely on the Arab media to report from Cloud Cuckoo Land.
“Hmmm, why would “strategic†bombers carry “tactical†weapons?”
Because strategy and tactics are the same thing, as far as Arabs are concerned. They get lumped in with stuff like logistics and the heliocentric solar system, “things we refuse to even think about, because they are the inventions of heretics and infidels.”
Eric, I apologize. I thought that the hand weapons used by the Romuland in ST:NG were called disruptors. It shows how long it has been. I sould have said “phasers set on stir-fry” but they alwas kept setting them to stun to avoid hurting anyone.
Those dastardly Americans! Testing nuclear weapons on an unoccupied Syrian desert agricultural station!
Spreading Star Trek rumors just makes it worse … wait till Al-Jazeera finds out both Capt. Kirk and Mr. Spock are Jews.
Eric J: I prefer the Seltorian Particle Cannon.
Wait till they find out Mr. Sulu was gay!