The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Monthly Archives: December 2007
Iranian propaganda: Pwned by spoof site
If you haven’t been following this story, it’s pretty funny. Dear Iranian Mullahs! While our satirical website and your Propaganda Directorate deal in the same trade of making up facts and exaggerating reality, we are different in that we can … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Iran, Juvenile Scorn
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Distorted image
Israeli “human rights” organization, B’tzelem issued its report for 2006. The number of Palestinians killed by Israeli security forces in 2007 has fallen by almost two-thirds compared to the figure for 2006, the human rights group B’Tselem reported Sunday.According to … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Israel Derangement Syndrome
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Why don’t Israeli soldiers rape Palestinian women?
It appears that I have missed a huge brouhaha lately. A research paper that won a Hebrew University teachers’ committee prize finds that the lack of IDF rapes of Palestinian women is designed to serve a political purpose. The abstract … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn
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PA to Israel: We want peace. Just ignore our terror attacks
Prime Minister Ehud Olmert is telling Palestinians to put up or shut up regarding the removal of checkpoints: Prime Minister Ehud Olmert said Sunday that Israel would not take any security risks in its gestures to the Palestinians until the … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Media Bias, Terrorism
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But how do you explain …
Boker Tov Boulder notes that Salam Fayyad is hitting some of the right notes in his response to the murder of 2 Israelis on Friday. (BtB also observes that unlike some earlier reports the two murdered Israelis were not “settlers.” … Continue reading
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Make a wish
You know what I’d like to see? Some day, when some terrorist crapbag asks Israel for a “mutual cease-fire” because he’s afraid the IDF is going to come into Gaza and go all medieval on his ass, I’d like to … Continue reading
Posted in Israel
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Israel’s desire to be raped and editor’s wet dreams
According to JP (gleeful of course) report, Ha’aretz editor David Landau is definitely in a wrong line of work. For two reasons at least: he cannot help venting his personal frustrations in public and, secondly, with his deep penetrating analysis … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Juvenile Scorn
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Crimes and Palestinians
Here’s an interesting statistic that you wouldn’t know unless you read the Israeli press: Ninety-seven percent of all IDF anti-terror attacks in 2007 caused casualties on terrorists, and only terrorists. That’s right. Only three percent of casualties in anti-terror attacks … Continue reading
Bin Laden threatens Israel
Once again, Osama bin Laden is trying to rally support for his terrorist network by threatening Jews. Yawn. Bin Laden also made an unusually sharp threat of attacks against Israel, saying, ”I would like to assure our people in Palestine … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Terrorism
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Saturday night girl talk
I just want to say: Stupid hot flashes. Now I think I’m getting cold flashes, too. Can you get cold flashes? I thought I had chillls this afternoon. Then they went away. Stupid pre-menopause. I want my youth back. Fifty … Continue reading
Posted in Girl Talk
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Palestinian war crimes caught at checkpoint
The terrorists are trying to smuggle potassium nitrate in bags using the EU imprimatur. In the West Bank. In a joint operation of the Shin Bet and the Israel Defense Forces several weeks ago, a truck was caught at one … Continue reading
Posted in Terrorism
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Editorial bog
In Middle East Bog the perceptive editors of the Washington Post write: The trouble began within days of the Annapolis meeting, when Israel’s Housing Ministry made the first of a series of gratuitous and provocative announcements about construction in Jewish … Continue reading
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The peaceful Palestinians murder two more Israeli civilians
The Palestinians, who want only to live peacefully, side-by-side with Israel, have murdered two men whose crime was hiking in the Hebron hills. Two Israellis were killed Friday in a drive-by shooting in the south Hebron Hills. The two men … Continue reading
The last SNN of 2007 is here
And it includes another one of our three-way chats, this time between Damain Penny, Brian of London, and me.
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See u.n. the funny papers
I seem to remember that sometimes when he left J. Jonah Jameson, Spiderman would say “See you in the funny papers.” Apparently that’s where we’re now going to see the U.N. In the funny papers. With Spiderman. (via memeorandum) He … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Media, Pop Culture
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