Steven Colbert had a hilarious segment on Israel’s national bird, and the recent decision that giraffes are kosher.
Spit-monitor warning is in effect. Absolutely priceless video of Colbert drinking Manischewitz. The grape concord, if I’m not mistaken.
But is it true what he says about the national birds of our neighbors?
Of course not. Cats are to graceful, and not capable of carrying the high explosives needed to murder the evil Jewish birds.
Their national birds are Alpacas, which look innocent, till they get up close to your birds and detonate themselves in a large, woolly explosion.
And is that stuff really that strong?
No. It’s just really that sweet.
If you haven’t grown up on it, it’s a big surprise when you first drink it.