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3/29/03 Ooh, is the title too mean? Here's where it comes from: Members of the same group that Rachel Corrie died for were caught hiding a terrorist from the IDF.
Interesting. They didn't know he was a terrorist, and they didn't know there were weapons in their building, either. Hm. Why is it, again, that Israel doesn't deport all "peace" activists when it's obvious their actions are not at all peaceful to the people of Israel? But then, we already knew that. If they were truly for peace, they'd be protesting the blowing up of busloads of schoolchildren. Not a peep. permalink NZ Bear has an answer to MSNBC's Steven Levy, who says that embedded reporters (and why does that make me think of a rock in my shoe?) are sort of likebloggers.
Read the rest; it's well worth it. By the way, Bear, I agree with you, but I think you're missing a really funny point: Big Media is falling all over itself to say they're like us, now. Quite a change in their opinion since the haughtier-than-thou articles of only a few months ago. Dunno about you, but I'm smilin'. Hoo-wee, steam is coming off my monitor. Why? Because I was over at Diane's, and she's on several rampages at once. One is the De Genova outrage (the asshole Columbia prof. who says he hopes for a million Mogadishus and wants American troops to die. That's okay, Prof. We want you to die, and you're not even on my honor roll of anti-Semites, though I suspect a Google search would likely change that. The most annoying quote from the New York Post article:
Let's see if we can get behind this logic. He just said he wishes American soldiers will die, but he thinks it's wrong for people to say that they wish he would die. Hm. So, what, in his world, it's okay to issue passive death threats, but not active ones? Here's the best of both worlds, dude: Die, already. Diane's also got a new meme she'd like to get going. I like it, so I'm passing it on: S.H.I.T. Happens. S.H.I.T.=Saddam Hussen Is Toast. S.H.I.T. happens. It's got a nice ring to it. Bill Herbert's got a lot of great new posts. There's a very heartening one about China and North Korea. But as for the Henley quoteBill, Henley references, links to, and publishes Raimondo's email on a regular basis. I think that says more than enough about the quality of his judgment. He's been off my reading list for months. Aaron's Rantblog took a leaf from our International Eat an Animal for
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3/28/03 I read my email, and there are too many thingssome extremely good thingsgoing on, so bedtime is postponed. First, great news from Sari Stein: Concordia University, also known variously as Hate Jew U. or Gaza U., has had a sea change in student government administration. Radicals out, moderates in. Go check out Sari's blog for the details, and lift a glass of wine (and a one-finger salute) in the direction of the ousted regime. Ellen of amcgltd.com emailed me that the cat video that horrified and amused is a fake. Well, that makes me feel a bit better about laughing so hard. Okay, so it's Lou Ferrigno, but this is really funny, and yes, folks, you definitely did the right thing by sending that link to me. Thanks for the laugh. Coming up: Tomorrow, a new letter from Captain Steve. Sunday, pot luck. Monday, a letter from an old friend with a very liberal slant on Iraq. Plus probably more reader mail and definitely more posts. Oh, and my very own Hulk pictures. (He rode shotgun and played navigator.) Now I'm going to watch Angel. permalink To bed. You know, a two-day trip to New Jersey is tiring. Especially when some kind of sinus infection is added to the trip. Well, it's not like I deliberately picked out a sinus infection and put it in my luggage to make sure I wouldn't forget it, but it was there, nonetheless. All I can say is thank the inventors of Sudafed for relief from a two-day headache. (Yeah, sometimes it takes me a while to realize it's a sinus thing, not stress.) Actually, I think I'll catch up on my two-week-old episode of Angel before retiring. I'll catch up on everything else here tomorrow. permalink 3/27/03 A few things before coming home Well, my quick trip to NJ is nearly over. Had a great dinner with my family tonight, and got some really oustanding dessert at a home-made custard and ice stand (real lemon ice! A milk shake so thick and sweet it tasted like a melted chocolate bar!), picked up plenty of kosher meat from my favorite butcher shop (plus fresh challah from the bakery next store), had a conversation with the butcher about why some people don't consider Hebrew National and Shofar hot dogs kosher (get over yourselves, kosher snobs) and how Glatt kosher can only be applied to beef, and best of all, got my hair cut by Rocco, the stylist I've been patronizing for so long that I don't want to find a new stylist in Richmond. Wow, that was some long sentence. Well, I have some short thoughts I need to put down before going to bed. All truck traffic over 5 tons GVW (and I still think it should mean "Greenwich Vehicle Weight" and be similar to Greenwich Mean Time) on I-95 was diverted outside Baltimore and inspected. Last week, a friend told me her moving truck was stopped and inspected four times between Richmond and New York City. Glenn says that Al Jazeera shouldn't have been hacked. But Glenn, it was effing hilarious. My brothers and I couldn't stop laughing while reading the story this evening. Michele has done an awesome job with The Command Post. In eight days, it went from 5,000 visitors a day to 120,000. I believe that's a weblogging record. Take a bow, Michele. You bored housewife, you. (She's my favoritest bored housewife ever.) This is a funny, funny, funny link. But it's also kinda cruel. But it's effing hilarious, and I strongly urge that you put down your drink and do not have anything in your mouth while watching it. I think this will appear to both cat-lovers and cat-haters. My pal Dolly, who is a cat-lover, sent it to me. Yeah, it's horrible, in a funny sort of way. Or is it funny in a horrible sort of way? Ah, well. Only the email will tell. Ooh! Ooh! Let's send it to PETA! I'm rather far behind on email, but I'll catch up this weekend. I think. If not, early next week. Oh, there weren't any nifty pictures to show from the drive, because it rained in rather biblical proportions, and I didn't dare lose a second's concentration during the drive. There were some points where I could barely see the car in front of me. In fact, I put my Jeep into 4WD at that point, remember my brother's advice about that slick a road. Then I was wondering: Would my antilock brakes kick in on 4WD? Does one supercede the other, or do they work as a team? I started picturing little army guys inside my wheels, working to keep me safe. I told you, I get very strange thoughts on six-hour drives, and bad weather makes them even worse. permalink Diane had an excellent insight into the American perception of the war today:
I tend to agree: Tell enough people enough times that the war is failing, and they will start responding to pollsters that the war is failing. However, something happened today that made me think perhaps the cultural elites aren't as effective as they think, and we fear. I use AOL when I'm away from home, and here are two screen captures from my logon just moments ago, about 9:15 p.m. First, the welcome screen. Then what you get when you click on the above link. Say what you will about AOLat least it's putting the news out there, up front, where millions of AOL users can see it firstand without the negative spin it's getting in so many other places, including major TV and newspaper outlets. permalink
3/26/03 I'll be traveling to NJ today, so here's something fun to look at until I get settled in. John M. scanned in this editorial cartoon from The Oregonian. I think it quite neatly ties together both the events in the world outside, and my problems with Woody Effing Woodpecker. Who knew my nemesis' name was really Jacques the Jacqueshammer? While I'm in transit, go check out Bigwig's place. He made a soldier's wife very, very happy. Good for you, Bigwig. And Lair's always interesting. Terry is always funny. Then there's Fred Pruitt, for news about the other war that people haven't been noticing, as well as the goings-on in the rest of the world. (There's stuff happening outside of Iraq? Who knew?) Of course, you could also browse through the archives around here, especially if you're new. Go ahead. I don't mind. Then you can email me about year-old essays and ask me if I'm going to write a follow-up. I'll think about it. (Honestly, I'm trying very hard to write a new Hulk post, but it's not coming together yet.) I'll be online around dinnertime or a bit after, depending on how much time I've got. It's going to be a quick there-and-back-again trip, time only for one set of friends and then family. And I'm bringing the digital camera, so if I get stuck behind a bus with a pair of giant boobs again, I can capture it on disk. Yes, that's yourish.com's mottoI'm always ready to give my readers something new and different. permalink 3/25/03 Marduk: Baiting the Jew-haters, 7 days a week If you think my little missive below was mean, go take a look at what Marduk is saying on Babylonian Musings. Why, it's almost like Damian Penny and Bill Herbert can take a break from their Rivero Watch. Say, you think we need a slogan? Hm, let's see. "We're Jews, we're not you, thank God." (You being the anti-Semites, of course.) Naaah. Needs work. permalink I was listening to three of the fifth graders chat today while getting ready to leave after class was over. I wanted to bust Joseph's chops, as he's a little wise guy and he (sigh) held a worm to my face on Sunday to try to frighten me. When I told him that when I was his age, the boys tried to scare me with bugs and it didn't work then, and doesn't work now, he said, "Cool, so I can do it again?" I told him no, it was flat-out rude to thrust a worm in someone's face. So he was talking to two of the girls, and apparently they were discussing a couple of kids they know who are dating. Might have been older kids, might notI didn't hear the entire conversation. But the thing that got me to nearly crack a rib was when one of the girls said, "And he licks her." The three of them, in unison, "Ewwwwwww!" "And she does it too!" "EWWWWW!" I didn't laugh then, which is why I nearly cracked a rib. It was hard work to keep it inside. But once I got home, and was remembering the conversation, I had to stop cutting broccoli to laugh. These kids will be hitting puberty in the next year or so. Ew, indeed. permalink Fame hasn't gone to Diane's head, not yet. So I'm going to send her my (comparatively speaking, now) piddly little Merylanche, because even though she's leaped to the A-list, she swore to me she'd never forget the little people (alas, it was via a phone conversation, not in email, so she can deny she ever said it). Oh, and because she has some interesting things to say. Interesting, the things that people find interesting. (That was a fun sentence to write and read.) By the way, I've had the television off nearly all morning, and may even watch a tape of my soap. I know there's a war on. But I don't have to obsess over it. Godspeed to our troops, and to the innocent Iraqis, and rot in hell, Republican Guard and Fedayeen. permalink From the New York Sun, on Saturday's New York anti-war march:
This is in the city that is sometimes called "Jew York" as a commentary on its high percentage of Jews. There are about two million Jews in the New York metro area, which puts the Jewish population near ten percentan amount higher than anywhere on earth except for Israel. I'm so tired of the haters. I don't even have the strength to utter my paean against anti-Semites. I'm tired of their stupidity and their ignorance and their hatred and their constant calls for the death of my people. I'm tired of their infantile conspiracy theories and their denial of reality and their inability to shoulder responsibility for their own failures. I'm tired of their constant harping on the only true democracy in the Middle East. I'm tired of the phrase, "It's not anti-Semitism, it's anti-Zionism." I'm tired of Jews whining about other Jews not understanding the difference between criticism of Israel and anti-Semitism. I'm tired of anti-Semites disguising their anti-Semitism as anti-Zionism or criticism of Israel. I am tired of the hatred. Don't they ever get tired of it? Apparently not. Well, here's something else to get their blood pressure up to the boiling point. One of the roots of anti-Semitism is quite plain to me. A common refrain of the haters is how Jews think we're so much better than they. We have this attitude, they think. It's because Jews excel in the arts and sciences far out of proportion to their numbers in society. Just take a look at the rolls of Nobel Prize winners (17 more added since 1995). Interesting how when Jew-haters like Pat Buchanan mention the low percentage of Jews in the Army, they never mention the correspondingly high percentage of Jews in the sciences, doing things like inventing a vaccine for polio or developing relativity theory. Perhaps it isn't that Jews are superior. Perhaps what drives the anti-Semites is the knowledge of their own inferiority and failure. Astonishing, isn't it, that Jews make up less than .0025% of the world's population, and yet have such an impact on the world. But you never know. So. Do you hate us because you're jealous, or do you just hate us because we're better than you? Back in the pre-Internet days, during the BBS times, in fact, there was a user on some of the systems I frequented, who had a signoff that I never forgot, and always thought was a great way to piss off people who already don't like you:
So that's my new response to the anti-Semites. Yeah, we're better than you. Sucks, doesn't it? Yep, we're better than you, and we have the achievements in science and medicine and literature to prove it. That's right, we're better than you. There's a tiny nation made of Jews in the middle of millions of hostile Jew-haters, and they've managed to stay alive, win all the wars, and improve their standard of living beyond the wildest dreams of their oil-rich neighbors (who could not exploit the oil wealth without outside aid). We're better than those Jew-haters, too. Go ahead. Send the hate mail. I'm still better than you. permalink 3/24/03 Time out again: Review of The Core The good news: It's nowhere near as dumb as the previews make it seem. The bad news: It's still a dumb movie. The better news: It was a lot of fun, even though it was a dumb movie. A local radio station was giving away free preview tickets, and some friends of mine got hold of a few and called me about it. (They run a comic shop, so they got theirs from somewhere else, but the point is, since I couldn't go to Starbucks yesterday morning and pick them up myself, it was way cool that they had extras and thought of me.) Anyway. Here's the plot of the movie: The earth's core stops spinning. Chaos reigns, and Our Heroes have less than a year to invent something to make the core start spinning again or Everyone On The Planet Will Die. If you think you've seen this plot before, that's because, well, you have. Substitute "a large meteor will strike the earth" or "creepy-looking aliens are floating their spaceships above our cities," and you've got it. So we have Hillary Swank, who looks much prettier as a female astronaut than as a girl playing a boy so she can date girls, as Our Heroine. Amazingly, she made the role actually seem worthwhile. Boy, she's good. Then there's Aaron Eckhart, Our Handsome Yet Vulnerable (But Witty) Hero, with a cleft in his chin nearly as deep as Michael Douglas' (but Aaron's cuter and it's likely his face won't melt the way Douglas' has). He's The Science Teacher Who Realizes The Earth Is In Danger. There is also The Mad Scientist, and The Vain Scientist Whose Vanity Probably Caused The Problem In The First Place, The Gruff But Heroic Mission Commander (not nearly as gruff or heroic as Bruce Willis in Armageddon, but then, this movie is the underground Armageddon, so...), and The Computer Nerd Who Speaks In Bits And Eats Junk Food. (Said nerd, of course, can do anything with a computer or any electronic device.) Oh. I almost forgot The Devoted Scientist Friend And Sidekick. This one's French, but don't hold it against him. He's a good guy. Here's my advice on the movie: Catch a matinee. It's fun. Pay full price if you need something, anything to get your mind off the war and can't get out early enough to see the movie. The film is dumb and silly and the science is laughable, but you'll have fun making bets on who is going to die, what the next obstacle will be, and making fun of what the writers of the film think the stuff underneath our feet is made of, and what would happen if the core stopped spinning. I really got a kick out of the birds scene (shades of Hitchcok!), the giant diamonds and the giant geode, and that's all I'll say about it. You wouldn't want me to spoil things by telling you that the earth doesn't get destroyed, would you? Oops. permalink Khalid didn't like my post below, but I don't think he read the post that I wrote. I don't think he understands the meaning of the word "literacy," either.
So let's take a quick recap of my post below. Hell, let's quote it all, why make you scroll down?
I'm not twisting words. Find me a single word above that said Khalid condoned the attack. Now, go look for one in which I say he established parallels between the two attacks. I simply said that the attacks are completely separate from Iraqi civilian casualties, and that to bring up the latter is a distraction from the events. I'm not the one who sent Glenn email with a link to Al-Jazeera's coverage of civilian deaths in an email that dealt with the stabbing attack of a French Jew by Muslims. That would be Khalid, who says he's not drawing a parallel between the two. (The link is broken now, by the way.) It still has absolutely nothing to do with the death of Iraqi civilians. Khalid also writes:
Yeah, I have a problem with Arabs. Mostly because they keep on killing and injuring Jews throughout the world, including right here in America, but hey, I'm a little sensitive about things like that. You're not an Arab? Goody for you. But that's some western name you have, the one that's as western as, say, John Smith. No wonder I thought you were Arab. But it's the only mistake I made in my original post.
I think you mean "reading comprehension," as knowing how to read and write is the main definition of literacy. Feel free to enroll in the first class you can find. Oh, and regarding the tone of your letter: Kiss my shapely Jew ass. permalink
Stay safe, Steven. permalink The latest issue of my synagogue newsletter is off to the press. Okay, the synagogue copy machine, but off to the Xerox doesn't sound nearly as nice. Lots of things to talk about; email to get to. In fact, I feel a rant coming on. Check in later this afternoon. (It's nearly 3 p.m.) permalink Either I was so exhausted I didn't hear him, or Woody Effing Woodpecker took the hint yesterday morning and found another place to plant his pecker. One can only hope. Although my dreams were slightly disturbing; Gracie captured a lemur-like creature that rembled nothing so strongly as the lemur on Zoboomafoo, only longer, skinnier, and with more human-like eyes (that reproached me as I saw Gracie dragging him away). I'm sure an Indymidiot could read all kinds of anti-war propaganda into my dream, but I generally mark those up to "weird dream" and move on. The Command Post has moved, so you need to go to its new address for up-to-the-minute links on the war. It has turned into quite a clearinghouse of information. People seem to be settling into beats. For instance, Lair and Alisa are working the Israeli beat, Ribbity is translating Al Jazeera for us and keeping an eye on the Arabic newspapers, and I seem to have gotten into the anti-war protester beat. I think it's a very useful site for people who don't want to scour the news services themselves, and especially for people who are at work and don't have access to a television. permalink 3/23/03 70% of Palestinians polled support suicide bombing.
Good to know that we're not merely generalizing when we suggest the Pals don't want peace with Israel. permalink Glenn Reynolds links to and comments on this Ha'aretz article:
Glenn received email from a Khalid Yukub, which pointed to an article on dead Iraqi civilians, ostensibly from from the U.S. bombing. Glenn rightly denied that there were parallels. It's Jew-hatred, plain and simple, Glenn. Don't let him distract you with trying to get you into moral arguments. These two young Jewish men did nothing. "Immigrants from North Africa" stabbed one, tried to break into a Jewish building to stab more, and instead beat the hell out of the next Jew to exit the building. Jew-hatred. Not anti-Zionism. Nothing to do with Iraq, and Khalid is reprehensible for even trying to tie the two together. The "North Africans" (read: Arab Muslims) were cruising the area, looking for Jews to harm. Why? Because their leaders lie to them and tell them this war is a "Zionist" aggression. Looks like Khalid has bought the lies in their entirety. How unsurprised I am to hear yet another Arab blame everything on the Jews. permalink The Iraqis are mistreating POWs, and may have executed prisoners. Alliance troops have captured illegal mines from Iraqi ships. Iraqi soldiers are said to be using civilians as human shields. Anyone out there who expected something different, raise your hand. Yeah, same here. permalink Got up at 0615, went to the freezer for another round of ice cubes, and took careful aim before flinging one. If the woodpecker hadn't flown off as the cube arced towards him, I'd have hit him. I was dead-on. Didn't hit the house like last time. Time to buy a rubber snake and get maintenance to come put in on the roof. permalink I switched on the television a few minutes after two a.m., having finished most of the tasks I'd procrastinated on today. There is a firefight, live, in Umm Qasr. Live. It's on TV. Those of you who take this for granted cannot comprehend the feeling of unreality that is striking me. When I was a child, war came in the movies, usually WWII movies, and it was practically bloodless. Then we saw film of the Vietnam war on the evening news, and it was bloody and shocking, and at the end of the six o'clock news, names in white block letters would scroll across the screennames of the killed and missing in action that day. It was about then that my teenaged brothers and I became Star Trek fans. We couldn't handle the news. Then we had the Gulf War in 1991, where we actually got very little video after the initial bombing, and what video we did get was from gun cameras on airplanes. Satellite views, silent flashes and puffs of smoke, and big, gaping holes in the ground. We did not get pictures of the "Highway of Death," for instance. Not that I would have wanted them. But they wouldn't play well with the American public, and we never really knew how many Iraqi soldiers had been killed. And so I'm watching, as I type this, a group of soldiers lying on the ground, occasionally firing toward a building with Iraqi soldiers inside, and wondering what rabbit-hole I fell into, and frankly, how to get out. I know there's a war going on. But it feels somehow wrong for me to be watching it so intimatelywith millions of others watching, and listening, across the world. Something just doesn't feel right. permalink Last week's blogs are archived. Looking for the Buffy Blogburst Index? Here's Israel vs. the world. Here's the Blogathon. The Superhero Dating Ratings are here. If you're looking for something funny, try the Hulk's solution to the Middle East conflict, or Yasser Arafat Secret Phone Transcripts. Iseema bin Laden's diary and The Fudd Doctrine are also good bets if you've never been here before.
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