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7/17/04 The [Syrian-occupied] Lebanese army and Syrian army held joint maneuvers recently.
After an exhaustive search, they found the rubber duck. permalink | | And not just to us. Of course I had to use that line. I'm an old Marx fan. Groucho, of course. Okay. So let me see if I get this straight. First, the Jenin Martyrs' Brigade kidnap the PA police chief in Gaza. Then they let him go. Then they kidnap French civilians from a coffee shop. Then the head of security in Gaza (try not to laugh at that title) "resigns," perhaps because he recognizes the futility of his title, or perhaps because he realizes that his idiot brethren have just kidnapped citizens from one of the PA's staunchest allies and enablers. Somehow, the French citizens are also released unharmed. (Cue Three Stooges music.) By the way, of course Reuters has found a way to blame Israel for all of this.
So now we have a police chief, four Frogs, and that apparently wasn't enough: They kidnapped yet another "security official" (in other words, a terrorist with a uniform) and then let him go, probably because they knew that the Arathugs would be out for their blood if they didn't. Or possibly because all they were doing is making a very loud point: End corruption or we will. So, in response to this, Arafat fires the police chief and replaces him withget thishis nephew. Way to inspire confidence in those reform actions, Fishhead. But wait, we're not quite finished yet. The palestinian Prime Mouthpiece, er, Minister, resigns. Arafish refuses to accept Quirei's resignation (big surprise). He also announces that he will merge security services, and Reuters publishes a rare criticism of Arafat.
But note the reflexive anti-Israel line. Arafat is called upon to reform his corrupt institutions, and Reuters manages to find a way to knock Israel for Arafat's greed. And they'll knock Israel again, but check out the final quote in this article:
If I'm not mistaken, that last line threatens civil war. And this news bodes ill for stopping that civil war:
Israel is not going to stop clamping down on terrorism as long as the pals are trying to launch terror attacks against her citizens. So it looks like there will be war in the Gaza after the Israelis are gone. The world, of course, will blame Israel. So what else is new? permalink | | I really have to think of a name for my posts filled with multiple thoughts. "Walk and Chew Gum" comes to mind, but it doesn't really explain it well. I dreamed about Michele and LT Smash a couple of nights ago. I've already met Smash, does dreaming about Michele more than once count as a real meeting? Stopped by Blockbuster today and joined their Rewards program. Time to catch up on movies I've been meaning to see, and recent releases. Time for a mini-review: Cold Mountain is one of the most depressing movies I've seen in years. Okay, guys, I get it. War sucks, people die, and really bad stuff happens. Good Lord, did you have to keep hammering in the point? The movie sucks you in, too. The acting is superb, and the story starts out slowly but then grabs you by the throat and you want to see how it ends, even though you're yelling at the screen every time someone else you like gets killed. Do not watch this film if you're looking for something to take your mind off your problems. Or if you're looking for three-dimensional characters. On the other hand, the film has cemented my good opinion of Renee Zellweger. Damn, that woman can act. I'm going to take a leap into the current "crisis" in the PA. Expect a very snide post later today. permalink | | 7/16/04 Michelle Malkin, who is going to drive me crazy now that I have to spell Michelle with two l's again (something that Michele Catalano drove out of me years ago), is going on my links page for having the taste to recognize that the Blogspot Hulk is (as I said before) a poseur. As for the upcoming Hulk war, Hulk says:
Stay tuned, true believers. permalink | | Go over to Silent Running for the skinny on the New Zealand passport incident, and the resultant anti-Semitic attacks when Prime Minister Helen Clark went overboard. An Israeli company has offered Greece the use of armored buses to transport Olympic athletes from the Village to the stadiums, but Greece has refused the offer. Seems to me that the Greeks are making a big mistake. The Arafat-Terje Roed-Larsen Comedy Show continues, with Arafat telling his minions that Larsen has been banned, and his minions telling news services that Arafat said no such thing.
I think it's great. I hope they do ask Kofi Annan to dump Roed-Larsen. It'll put them all in a really bad position, and show the world again what the true face of the PA is: Deceit, treachery, lies, and using any fool as long as that fool remains useful. Looks like Roed-Larsen's outgrown his usefulness. By the way, that "lull" everyone said was broken last week? It doesn't exist. IDF security forces just thwarted another sucide attack.
Yet another act of war by Iran, ignored by the world, because it is against Israel. permalink | | My pal Dolly sent me this link, which describes a guy who scams Nigerian scammers. It's quite funny, and includes The Church of the Painted Breast (there are pictures). Have you seen the latest bunny flick? It's Alien in 30 seconds, with bunnies. (My favorite was the Exorcist.) There's also Troy in 15 minutes, which I found extremely funny (via Mac Thomason). That's enough for now. But I do like getting links like this, so keep 'em coming. permalink | | 7/15/04 Today's moment of Kitty Zen: Tig, posing for a portrait. Fresh off the memory stick. permalink | | The Arab News has something to say on the New Zealand case where two Israelis have been charged with trying to buy forged passports. Note that they're not charged with spying, though the NZ PM keeps accusing them of such. Here's part of the editorial in the Arab News, the official English mouthpiece of the Saudi family:
New Zealand doesn't give support and sympathy to Israel, but does give plenty of money to the UN NGOs that filter it to the pals, where it gets turned into bombs by the PA.
Excuse me? "The murder of US citizens"? Name one, you lying, anti-American, Jew-hating bastards. I can name 3,000 killed by Saudis. The rest of the editorial is "blahblahblah, Pollard, blahblahblah, U.S.S. Liberty, blahblahblah, Mossad." I have one thing, and only one thing to say to you, Saudi Arabia: Fifteen of the nineteen, you mothereffers. Fifteen of the nineteen. Look in the mirror. Creeps. permalink | | Inspired by Lair Simon's post, as well as by reports of how the IDF is preparing for Arafat's death, I think we should plan a weblog celebration as well. For instance, should I rename the title page something like, "Ding-Dong, the Dick is Dead" or words to that effect? I will certainly also be raising a glass of something, and perhaps I will go out and buy champagne for the occasion. But I think a virtual party is in order, involving chat rooms and alcohol. Put your ideas in the comments. (And speaking of Lair Simon, this is a hilarious photo essay on The Dreaded Red Binder.) permalink | | Sarah G. is getting a new Dachshund puppy. This is John. His brothers are Paul, George, and Ringo. Ringo's really cute. I want Ringo. I don't care what my cats say. I want this puppy. Oh, and Glenn? Don't even think about blending these pups. You can't have 'em. Heh. permalink | | ISM hypocrites: Throw them out Israel is cracking down on ISM "activists" trying to get into Israel. Judith Weiss sent me this link to a story that contains several outrageous quotes.
The ISM does support terrorism. Terrorists are using them for cover and being sheltered by them. But even if that weren't the case, just look at her quote. "The only way to achieve peace and security for everyone is to dismantle the wall." She intends to protest the fence. That would be an activity that threatens Israeli security, as the ISM schmucks bring fence-cutters, riot, and try to tear down the fence themselves. And then there's that statement that begins, "As a Jewish person." WTF does that have to do with believing in "peace and security"? As a Jew, I think you're an asshat. I also would think you were an asshat if I weren't a Jew. This is blatant posturingsee, not all Jews are pro-Israel. Jerk. And yet, the references to Jews get even worse. We'll get to it.
Ya think? Perhaps this is the reason:
Here's where the Chronicle indulges in some subtleties they would never use in referring to a black person. I'm sorry, person of color.
And this is relevant because? Amazing, isn't it, how Jewishness plays into this story, but the Muslim portion of an identity is deleted from many news articles when they get arrested for terror-related activities? Here's my favorite quote:
Israel is a refuge for Jews. But Spector isn't fleeing persecution. She hasn't been thrown out of her country because she is Jewish. She's not being arrested because she is Jewish. She is going to Israel to work specifically against Jews by disrupting the fence-building, covering for terrorists, and other activities that make her unwelcome in Israel. Nice little bit of sophistry there, Eric, but I'm not buying it. House Jews, all of you. More lies.
Just do a little research and you'll see its main purpose is to work against Israel. It's funded by the pals. Then there's this final quote, by one of the ISM's founders:
Sure. There are never any headlines at all about palestinians getting shot by the IDF. None. Fifty bucks to anyone who can find a Reuters headline that says "Palestinian activistss shoot dead two-year-old Israeli child." Now go look for one that says the IDF killed a palestinian child. Lies, lies, and more lies. The reason they brought in the foreign tools was to get better cover for their terrorists, and more bad press for Israel. And it was working fine, until Israel finally decided to crack down on the saboteurs. Throw 'em all out, and don't let them back. permalink | | 7/14/04 I'm in the midst of a little thoughts day. It's not that I think my thoughts are little. It's just that they tend to be on less deep subjects, and that I want to write them in smaller bursts. With smaller rules in between. Further on the tornado subject, I told Heidi that if she winds up in Oz, to come and get me, and we'd join with the Wicked Witch of the West, get rid of Glinda (too smug, too good, and that voiceugh!) and the Wizard, and take over the place. If the Witch gives us a hard time, we could dump a bucket of water over her and boom, she's gone. I think that the reason I woke up with Slovanic Dances playing in my head is because I haven't heard it in a long time. Or perhaps I flashed past a classical music station and it was playing but didn't register until now. The thing is, it's the same goddamned verse, over and over again, and it won't stop playing in my head. On the other hand, now that I'm no longer working one of my part-time jobs, I don't have Lite-FM music in my head. Their slogan: "Soft and contemporary!" In what universe is Journey contemporary? In what universe is decades-old music "contemporary"? In what universe is Bryan Adams's music necessary, let alone contemporary? I'm gunning for you, Adams. And your pal Perry, too. I've decided to continue teaching at my synagogue. I'll be dropping off the contract tomorrow. It's nice to know that the anti-Semites have me to thank for helping give the world more educated Jews. Perhaps this year, they'll send me gifts. My wishlist is on the left menu, feel free, and sorry, I don't accept unlabeled packages. But I'll take the new Patricia McKillip novel. Two of my readers sent me links to this Hulk piece in the Onion. Eh. Meryl write Hulk much better than Onion writer. Onion writer use big words that Hulk not know. Hulk not know anything about way movies are made. Hulk make girl write about Hulk movie. It okay. Hulk not like Onion. It not funny anymore. Used to be funny. Now just dumb. It's a need-to-read day. I need to read. I read some this afternoon. I will be reading more. (Patricia McKillip. I'm back on a McKillip kick.) I also need to get new glasses. Sigh. Well, I can read without my glasses. I find it easier, actually. Yeah, yeah, I know. Time to get the prescription renewed. I will, as soon as I can. If you're going to write down all of your important passwords on a piece of paper, and decide to no longer keep that piece of paper in your wallet so you don't lose it, and hide it somewhere where you can find it but where it isn't in plain sight and probably won't be found by a thief trying to bust into your system, you should probably try to remember where you hid it. Oh, and Amazon.com really ought to tell you that when you create an Honor System account, the password overrides your wishlist password. Took me ten minutes to figure that one out today. I think I'll make a backup password list and hide it with my other important hidden papers. Just in case. Stop. I know you're all going to give me tons of advice about passwords and lists. Just stop. Because these passwords are to pay bills online. I don't care if someone breaks into my phone carrier account. They can pay the bill. That'd be fine by me. permalink | | I don't know what to make of this. I think it's authentic, but I don't speak Arabic or Spanish, so I can't tell. It's a video of an Iraqi trying to fire off a rocket but getting shot before he can do so. It's not very graphic, but it does depict a man's death. Hat tip: Greg S. I'm glad the gay marriage amendment vote failed. Leave the Constitution alone. And while we're at it, yeah, I support gay marriage (and other) rights. We hold these truths to be self-evident: That all men are created equal. Not just straight ones. (And by "men," I mean the broad sense of the word: People.) If the French really wanted to celebrate Bastille Day in style, they'd bring back the guillotine and hack off some heads. Otherwise, it just doesn't ring quite true. Anyway, let's count: How many republics are the French on again? We're still on our first. Speaks volumes, if you ask me. A Jeopardy! millionaire. You go, guy. (Ladies, I think he's single.) The effing ICJ has been unable to finish trying Slobodan Milosevic for the mass murder and attempted genocide of thousands of Bosnian Muslims, but they fast-tracked the case of the Israeli security fencewhich has killed no one. They started the trial in February of 2002. Two and a half years. Two and a half years, and they're not even close to finished yet. There is much documentation for the massacres he caused. (And this, palestinian spokesliars, is what can legitimately be called a massacre.) And yet, they have been unable to convict this excrescence of a man, or even get his second-in-commands into custody. On the other hand, they managed to convict Israel in record time. Eff the effing ICJ. Update: Reader Jacob S. informs me that the Milosevic trial is not taking place under the ICJ, but under the ICT, which the UN set up for war crimes trials. yourish.com regrets the error, and would like to change the above sentence to read: Eff the effing ICT. (And eff the UN, while we're at it.) And thank you, Jacob S., for the correction. Let me see if I've got this straight. Terje Roed-(the Toad)Larsen, the UN envoy who screamed about the "massacre" in Jenin without so much as any real evidence to back it up, gave a carefully worded, meticulously "balanced" criticism of Yasser Arafat. The UN has stood behind his criticism. So of course, Arafat has banned Larsen from ever entering palestinian lands again. And called him names. (You see what happens when you support fair-weather terrorists? They'll always turn on you.) Somehow, I'm not sensing a whole lot of outrage on the part of the UN about this sort of behavior. I don't think we'll be reading world-wide editorials and op-ed pages columns rebuking Arafat for ignoring the will of the UN and the world. Nope. They're going to let Arafat have his hissy fit (oh, please, please, please, have an aneurysm and die over it). Say. You can't have an aneurysm without "EU." Hm. Double hm. Israel ought to invite Larsen to Jerusalem. Just to piss off Arafat. I love it when false friends have falling-outs. Schadenfreude. Yup. Here we go again. Ice cream for dessert tonight! I discovered this morning that the last thing you want to do when your upper arms are still sore from the activities of the last few days is have a blood pressure cuff put on one of them. I think I scared the nurse when I said "Ow!" There is a tornado watch in effect for, like, most of Virginia. I saw the crawl across my screen and called Heidi, who does not watch television in the middle of the day. "Meryl," she said, "a tornado watch means that conditions are right for a tornado. As far as I'm concerned, you can have a tornado watch the entire summer and you'd be correct." "Oh," I said. "But I'm in the basement now if that helps any." That's my best friend. Always tries to make me feel better after she zings one at me. Somehow, it doesn't help. Then again, I do tell her on a regular basis that I think she's insane, so I suppose it all works out in the end. permalink | | But first, a message from our subconscious Okay. So what does it mean that I woke up this morning with "Slovanic Dances" playing in my head? Back in a bit. Errands to run, people to see, things to do. permalink | | 7/13/04 This morning I did something that I haven't done in years. I took both cats to the vet at the same time. Gracie's asthma problems led to a parting of the ways when I lived in NJ, and it continued here in VA. But I kept on putting off and putting off and putting off Tig's shots, so when I finally decided to suck it up and bring him to the vet's, I asked if it was close enough that we could get Gracie done, too. Yup. So let me give you some advice about taking two cats to the vet: Don't do it two days after you climbed really hard, exhausting muscles which haven't been used much because you haven't been climbing much at all. Don't do it the day after being called in to work at the gym even though when you got home on Sunday, you literally could not raise your arms. And especially don't do it when your cats are large to begin with, and overweight on top of that. I shouldn't even be typing. My arms are dead. Dead, I tell you. And yesterday, I belayed three grownup-sized people, after belaying only children for weeks at a time. Ow. I just took a drink of soda, and it hurt to lift the glass. I'm going to change to a plastic cup. By the way, when you're stuck in a car with two yowling cats, it is a good idea to spend the twenty-five cents and take the highway to cut five minutes off your trip. And when you're stuck in the car with two yowling cats, it's also fun to keep on calling their names, since they're yowling anyway, and it confuses them. They changed over from the "I'm dying and you're the one that's killing me" yowl to the "Mrowr?" that they use when they think they're going to get a treat. It wasn't much of a respite, but hey, it helped a bit. They have both gained weight since I switched over to Iams. I think I'm going to have to switch to a food they don't like as much. Gracie got her claws clipped. Tig hissed and slashed and growled, and we decided not to clip his claws. I figured we'd have to. He hasn't had his claws clipped in about four years, and that time, it took the vet, his assistant, and me, Tig was wrapped in a towel, and he still slashed two of the three of us. If anyone's up for a challenge, feel free to come over and try. I have lots of Band-Aids and Neosporin. On the other hand, if I'm feeling particularly wealthy, I may have them give him a summer shave and while he's unconscious, clip his claws. Oh, wait, that's right. That's what the last vet did. Got Tig while he was unconscious. I keep wondering if I could get his claws done if I, say, gave him tuna every time he let me clip one. But then I decide that I really don't want to try. There are only so many scars I want on my arms, and I have more than enough cat scratches. Y'know, I think they're still mad at me. Look at the expressions on those faces. I think they're thinking they deserve tunafish after such a harrowing experience. I'm thinking not. They're both up about half a pound. No tunafish for a while, kitties. And by the way, ow, my arms. I carried one cat in carrier in each arm, out of the vet's office. Not what the doctor ordered. I say again: Ow. permalink | | 7/12/04 Have you ever been accused of being Jewish? More to the point, did you know that being suspected of being Jewish was an accusation? Well, that's what the BBC thinks.
I didn't know being Jewish was a crime. By the way, they're beginning to think the attack was a hoax. Does this mean they're not going to go forward with their plan to stop the anti-Semitic attacks in France? There have been more anti-Semitic attacks in the first half of 2004 than in all of 2003. And while we're at it, can we mention anti-Semitic attacks in France without mentioning anti-Muslim attacks, or is it a new rule or something? It will be interesting to see the follow-up on this story. Any takers on Jews being blamed no matter what the truth turns out to be? permalink | | I normally never do something like this. But I found this on Silent Running, and I figure, what the hell. Cut and paste, and send it to these email addresses:
Be nice.
I figure at the very least, a few thousand or tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of messages will get at least one message across. Tell all your friends. permalink | | Anti-Semitism and French outrage The French are outraged over the latest anti-Semitic attack. Why? Frankly, I believe they're outraged because the woman and child weren't Jewish. I don't recall this much outrage when the Israeli embassy burned down, or when Jewish youths were attacked by MuslimsI'm sorry, men of North African originor when a rabbi was stabbed.
By the way, there were dozens of people on the train, watching the attack and doing nothing.
Yeah, we know. We don't expect the French to fight back. It's not in their nature. Appease, appease, appease. I find the timing of this burst of outrage extremely suspect. There was no such outcry for any anti-Semitic action that was actually carried out on Jews. Teenaged boys beat up? Big deal. Rabbi stabbed? Not anti-Semitic. A butcher shot at? Not because he was Jewish. Cemeteries desecrated? Hooligans, that's all. Last year's 193 anti-Semitic attacks in France brought no major outcry. Neither did any this year. Until now. Now, an anti-Semitic attack on a woman who wasn't Jewishnow that brings the outcry. It makes me wonder. permalink | | The ICJ ruling: The world has its say Germany doesn't like Israel's response. I'm shocked, shocked I say.
Yeah, eff you too, Deutsche Welle. This UPI editor wrote one of the more clueless opinions I've seen, but then, is that an Arab last name?
Yes, Arafat merely turns a blind eye to terrorism. Asshat. He directs it. The Globe and the Mail publishes a pro-Israel commentary. Oh, but it's by a Jew. Never mind, that means they can ignore it as already biased.
Watch for nasty letters from angry Canadians (insisting the UN isn't anti-Zionist) in response to this. And to lighten the mood just a bit, here's an article on Shrek 2 being pulled from Israeli theaters while a joke was redubbed.
Heh. permalink | | 7/11/04 More palestinian terrorism: But the fence is working Arieh O'Sullivan says that the latest terrorism attack still proves that Israel is winning the war on palestinian terrorism.
The best response I've seen to the ICJ ruling on the fence is by Murray Hill of Silent Running, although NZ Pundit's is damned close in the voting. I like the Kiwi style of insulting someone. Why, it reminds me ofme. permalink | | Last week's blogs are archived. Looking for the Buffy Blogburst Index? Here's Israel vs. the world. Here's the Blogathon. The Superhero Dating Ratings are here. If you're looking for something funny, try the Hulk's solution to the Middle East conflict, or Yasser Arafat Secret Phone Transcripts. Iseema bin Laden's diary is also a good bet if you've never been here before.
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