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11/06/04 Princess Gracie: A uniter, not a divider Per Sandee's request, a moment of kitty zen for my readers who voted for Kerry. This is Gracie on the shelf of my closet that also holds my comic book collection. It's her step up and down from the top shelf position that you saw last week. Tig, being a guy cat, simply jumps down from the shelf and lands with a floor-shattering thump. Come to think of it, it seems that Tig is my Hulk kitty. I have shots of him on the comics somewhere, because he has to go up in stages, what with him being too fat and the shelf being too high, anyway. I'll go look for them and post at a later date. By the way, both of them woke me up last night. Gracie decided she needed some loving at 2 a.m. Tig figured on 5 a.m., the time when my alarm goes off when I work The Job From Hell (which I am working again, due to unfortunate circumstances all around). I do not have to work until noon today. I was not pleased. And could either of them wake me up from the horrible dream I was having about my right incisor falling to pieces and falling out? No, of course not. (I regularly dream about my teeth falling apart and falling out when I am stressed. I am stressed right now.) They were sleeping soundly while I was struggling with what I thought was a perfectly healthy tooth, only to find it in a zillion pieces in my hand. I find myself unconsciously checking that tooth every few minutes to make sure it's still there. Nasty dream. Brrrr. permalink | | 11/05/04 Friday open thread Well, all of the cool kids do it. I may as well try it. I worked two jobs today, for a total of ten hours, and sat down for exactly 35 minutes of those ten hours, excluding travel time. Now I'm going to eat something and go to synagogue. Talk amongst yourselves. Update: Boy, you folks really need to work on this, don't you? permalink | | 11/05/04 Well, all of the cool kids do it. I may as well try it. I worked two jobs today, for a total of ten hours, and sat down for exactly 35 minutes of those ten hours, excluding travel time. Now I'm going to eat something and go to synagogue. Talk amongst yourselves. permalink | | 11/04/04 Filling the Day By Day void: Reruns! Since Chris won't be back for another month, I was thinking we could fill the Day By Day void by posting links to our favorite strips. This one is mine. Over to you, fellow bloggers and blog readers. If you want to post the HTML as a link in the comments box, here's how. Below is what an HTML link looks like. <a href="http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/?CartoonDate=11/24/2002">THIS IS MY LINKED PHRASE</a> When you paste that into the comments box, it looks like this: If you do a view source on the above line, you'll see about the same exact thing as I've typed up there. I'd explain what everything means, but then your brains would explode. Suffice to say that the quote marks are critical, the open and close brackets even more so, and the </a> is the only way to close the anchor tag and get it to work. If it's too difficult, just paste it as text. I'll edit them when I get home from work tomorrow. If you really want to make things easy, copy and paste my line above and change the cartoon date to whichever one you pick, and THIS IS MY LINKED PHRASE to something that makes sense in your sentence. Or not. Could be funny the other way. Yourish.com, the weblog that teaches you everything you never asked to know. permalink | | Latest on Arafat: He's brain-dead UPI says he's gone.
Let's face it. He's dead, and only machines are keeping him alive. He's no longer an Arafish, he's an Aravegetable. And he's going to be rotten soon enough. permalink | | Reading material while we wait for confirmation Reuters readers and subscribers, making their way through this utterly whitewashed piece of fluff biography of the world's ugliest, oldest, and most despicable terrorist, might think that Israel just picked on him for no apparent reason. So here's a list of other stories that give you the truth about Arafat, the mass-murderer, thief, child corrupter, liar, and most unstatesmanlike person ever to win the Nobel Peace Prize.
The most damning analysis of all:
And there's the Munich blogburst from last year, memorializing Arafat's contribution to the Olympics: Kidnapped and murdered athletes. My posts on the matter (one and two are synopses of the blogburst, three is my own thoughts): One, Two, Three. Do not honor this man. Do not praise him. He was a murderer, and he changed the face of what is an acceptable political statement, with the aid of millions of fools and Jew-haters. Most of all, do not whitewash his past, Al-Reuters. There is not a single, solitary mention of terrorism in that article, except for Arafat's lie that he renounced it. But then, what do you expect from a wire service that admits they don't write articles critical of terrorists for fear of their correspondents' lives? permalink | | Reuters says Arafat is only clinically dead.
Israelly Cool has some excellent commentary and updates. And remember, it is in the best interests of the PA not to have Arafat dead. They need to have him as a puppet so they can continue his murderous, thieving ways. Or prevent some kind of civil war as the remaining terrorists grab for the power. Here's hoping they do eliminate each other. I'd be perfectly happy to have Hanan Ashrawi be the only remaining senior palestinian leader left. I may disagree with every word she says, but she hasn't ever sent teenagers out with bombs strapped to their chests. permalink | | Arafat is dead! Let the rejoicing begin! From Erica S.: AFP pronounces the end of the murderer.
Tig and Gracie are getting tunafish today. Update: Brokaw says the French hospital denies this story. We shall see. permalink | | Arafat in coma; terrorist-haters the world over about to erupt in joy I do believe I'm going to break out into song. Here's the first part of it, to the tune of American Pie:
Gotta work on the body of the song parody. It'll be a while. And please, save me the lectures on how I shouldn't be happy that a mass-murderer of Jews, Christians, and Muslims is on his deathbed. I hope he's in great pain. He's caused more than enough to thousands, no, millions, if you count what he did to his own people. And remember, get those checkbooks ready. Magen David Adom is gonna make some money today, with any luck. permalink | | The Dead Dictators Pool Matching Fund Warm up those checkbooks, folks: Someone must have told Yasser Arafat the results of the election and it sent him back into intensive care. This time, it might be for real. We just might get a twofer this week. His excrescence Sheik Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the founder and main moneyman of the execrable (the word for today) and now-defunct Zayed Center, died this week. The way this matching fund works is that I'm donating $25 to Magen David Adom for each dead Arab dictator on my Dead Pool list that scores. If Arafat goes, so does my moneyand so does some of yours. I have a list of nine donors who will match my $25, and I'll be emailing you all privately the day that Arafat buys it. If anyone wants to join in, either sign up here in the comments, or email me privately if you're more comfortable that way. I'll send out a blind carbon copy list. By the way, if anyone wants to donate any money to MDA just for the heck of it, feel free. permalink | | 11/03/04 Per Sandee's request. Tig says: Chill out, man. I'm on the sofa, and she hasn't chased me off yet. Can't we all just get along? Sure. Tomorrow. Honest. permalink | | Kerry voters' reaction to Bush's re-election Click for larger image. (I never signed the no-gloating pledge. I'm giving myself 24 hours to gloat.) permalink | | Three things Bush's re-election mean to me
permalink | | 11/02/04 Lynn B. and I have been talking on and off tonight. Both she and I are lifelong Democratic voters who voted for Bush and are watching the results anxiously. But both she and I are seeing very heartening trends. Florida has been steadily for Bush all evening. Wisconsin is holding steadily Bush. And now Ohio and Michigan are heading towards the Bush camp. I'm thinking it's going to be a re-election. And if so, there are three things I think Bush's re-election will mean to the American public and the world. But you'll have to wait until tomorrow to hear them. permalink | | SFSU palestinian students mob college Republicans History repeats itself: First, they came for the Jews. Then they came for the Republicans.
Sometimes, they come for both:
It got pretty ugly.
If this sounds familiar, read the link to the SFSU anti-Semitic riot from 2002. Here's an excerpt:
Apparently, the palestinian students have learned nothing in the last two years. But that's not surprising. They weren't really punished. But one of the Jewish students was expelled. Expect more on this story. I just got off the phone with one of the people involved. permalink | | Okay, I can't stay away from the results. If you want to see real-time Virginia results, go here. About half the precincts have already reported, and Lynn B. can attest that I called Virginia before any of the networks. I'm sure I'll be back with more. permalink | | Here's the thing: I simply can't obsess about who's going to win today. I voted, and yes, I voted for a Republicantwo of them, actuallyfor the first time in my life. I spent the morning and early afternoon working at the gym, which was rather soothing, actually. Then I did a bit of food shopping, staring wistfully at the potato chips, because it's been over a week since I've had fried food of any kind. I still haven't kicked that stomach thing, and I have had no milk and no fried foods since last weekend. Okay, so I'm losing weightbut you have no idea how hard it is for me not to have even oven-roasted potatoes. Mashed potatoes, with a bit of margarine, is all I've dared. So. I'm going to tend to business tonight and drain the brains of this computer and pour it onto my new one, and with any luck, I won't screw it up. I'm going to work on a photograph of Sorena bashing the Count Olaf's foot pinata at her birthday party. I'm going to watch last night's episode of The Gilmore Girls and hope for more shots of Scott Patterson's naked chest (please, please, please!). I'll tune in the news around ten or eleven, and then go to bed before midnight, because I want to be healthy tomorrow. I hope Bush wins. But I won't be obsessing over it. And I'm too cranky to post about Israel right now, though I may do so later. Lots of articles on the daily alert that pissed me off big-time. However, I'll leave you on an upbeat note. When I got home from the market, I was putting groceries away and discovered a putrefying lettuce (thankfully, in a Zip-lock bag) in my crisper. Out it went to the garbage can on my next trip to the car, but first, I saw three young boys, about eight years old or so, playing outside. "Hey guys!" I said. "Wanna see something gross?" "YEAH!" Heh. Kids are a hoot. Best line from them: "That was a lettuce? I thought it was some kind of meat. EW!" permalink | | Vote early, vote late, but vote There are several things to say on this Election Day. For my Jewish readers: First, before you vote, here are a few things to think about. This is from the stepson of the Democratic candidate for President:
From Charles Krauthammer, conservative political columnist:
There is also this from Joel Engel:
If you're Jewish, and you vote for Kerry, you are voting for the party that refuses to censure Jim Moran, who said openly that Jews and the Israel lobby were behind the war in Iraq, and who suffered nothing for it. For the party who did not call Jesse Jackson to account for his "Hymietown" remark. For those of you for whom Israel is a non-issue, there's this from Michael Moore, who sat in a place of honor next to Jimmy Carter at the Democratic National Convention. This is from the man whom Osama bin Laden quoted in his latest video. This is the level of discourse that the Democrats have fallen to:
How can he be proud of the fact that a mass murderer used his talking points in a taped message that once again threatens Americans? This is what the Democrats have decided is a man who deserves to be held in respect at their national convention? I may never vote Democratic ever again. I'm voting for Eric Cantor, the only Jewish Republican in the House; for George W. Bush, and for an independent challenger for school board. The only Democrat who gets my vote tomorrow is Douglas Wilder, and that's partly because he pushed for the city of Richmond to change the way it picks its mayor from one of elitist selection by the City Council to direct election by the people. I respect the man's record as Governor of Virginia, and will vote for him to run my city. I'll be working in the morning and afternoon, and will be back after I vote. I really hope I don't run into any annoying poll watchers tomorrow, because I'm still cranky and still not 100% healthy yet, and writing this post hasn't improved my mood at all. One last note: Go visit Michele and Alan's Command Post for the up-to-the-second news on elections as they happen, without the insufferable spin from the news media. permalink | | 11/01/04 Mainstream media goes for Kerry; dog bites man Editor & Publisher has been keeping a tally of newspaper endorsements. You can go here to see who endorsed whom in a state-by-state tally. To no one's surprise, Kerry has the majority of endorsements.
One huge oversight: Editor & Publisher doesn't link to the online editorials. Considering how many newspapers now have online presences, that's very old-media of them. Click on the link to see where your local paper stands. permalink | | Arafat's PR department at work Wire services are reporting that Arafat condemned today's suicide bombing in Tel Aviv. I don't buy it. Here's the Reuters report:
All that tells me is that the aide said Arafat condemned the bombing, and the Reuters reporter heard one side of a conversation. It does not confirm that Arafat condemned the bombing. The AP report:
There is nothing on the PNA website. There's nothing about it on the Press Center. There are only palestinian spokesliars' words that he said such a thing. Let's look at some of his "condemnations" of the past:
Another one, more recent, on the Taba bombing:
He sent no such letter to Israel, though the bombs were aimed at Israelis. Let us also remember that palestinian terrorists do not think any Israelis are to be considered civilians, as there is compulsory service in the IDF for men and women. I highly doubt the claims that Arafat condemned the bombing, going on his past behavior. Frankly, as far as we know, he's still making no more sense than Elmer Fudd, millionaire. I think we're going to see a lot of statements purportedly from Arafat over the next few weeks. The puppet master is going through a puppet stage, it seems. permalink | | Effing Treacher is in the Wall Street Journal. Glenn was right. The end is nigh. Effing Treacher is in the Wall Street Journal. Yes, that's right. Effing Treacher. For this, he must die. But not Puce. I'm starting to fall for Puce. permalink | | This is a very image-ridden, poetic piece in the Globe and the Mail about the 20 wanted men hiding behind Arafat's skirts in the Muqata the last few years. The article says almost nothing, frankly. Let me give you a more straightforward interpretation, starting with the most important information in the piecewhich the author buried halfway down f the article:
These are twenty of the most-wanted terrorists in the territories. Arafat has been protecting them for three years. He's in Paris, and they didn't get to go with him. This is fabulous news, because now, they're going to be in areas where the IDF can hunt them down with impunity. Get ready for more targeted killings, as well as shootouts with these mass murderers. If someone can find me a list of these twenty killers, perhaps we can get a Magen David Adom fund going: Every time one of them gets killed or captured, readers contribute a buck or five to MDA. In any event, my prediction: Watch the "ghosts" start turning into corpses, courtesy of the IDF. permalink | | The IDF has reduced operations in the territories "out of respect" for Arafat's condition. How do the palestinians repay this action? In Tel Aviv. Anyone who still thinks the pals wants peace should have their heads examined. Oh, and it was another war crime upon war crimes: The bomber was sixteen years old. The palestinians recruit and use child soldiers, which are explicitly against many UN decrees, and of course, the world says nothing. The headline for this post? What I think of the animals who use suicide bombs as a "political statement." And what I think of those who support them. Tears for terrorists, but I'm betting Barbara Plett will be shedding no tears for the victims today. As I feared, Arafat's current illness doesn't seem to bet fatal. So after living in the lap of publicity for some weeks, on which Arafat thrives, he'll be coming back to his two-room shack in Ramallah and ordering more terrorist attacks. That's what Israel gets for being kind to her enemies. Perhaps someday she'll learn to be as ruthless to them as they are to her. permalink | | 10/31/04 Election omens: What's in a name? You can't turn around without finding another story on election "omens." If the Washington Redskins win their last home game before the election, the incumbent wins. (Though if you ask me, that's more an indicator that the Redskins have been a sucky football team for decades than anything else.) The Weekly Reader poll. Halloween masks. The World Series winner. Well, being no slouch in the meaningless facts department, I decided to do the election omens the new-fashioned way: I'm Googling the candidates in a variety of ways, and ew, doesn't that sound dirty? Ew. Ew. Ew. Okay, not so much with W., who is at least fairly attractive, but Kerry? Ew. Oh. Um. My newfangled omens. Right. So here we go. The Google omens:
(Note: If you feel like checking on Nader's stats, they're all about what you would figure: Marginal to the major players.) There you have the facts. What do they mean? If I read the signs correctly, I think they mean that Google's search engine can find a lot of different Bush and Kerry terms. Yes, I know. They should pay me for analysis like this, but alas, they do not. permalink | | Last week's blogs are archived. Looking for the Buffy Blogburst Index? Here's Israel vs. the world. Here's the Blogathon. The Superhero Dating Ratings are here. If you're looking for something funny, try the Hulk's solution to the Middle East conflict, or Yasser Arafat Secret Phone Transcripts. Iseema bin Laden's diary is also a good bet if you've never been here before.
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