I'm bored. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Wait! Is that a bird down there?

Great! While Tig's distracted, I'm going to get a drink from the sink. Mom! Turn on the water!

Mind if I cut in?

Uh-uh. My turn. You may lick my ears, though. Ooh. That feels good. Yeah. A little to the left. That's it. Aaaah.

Hey! You just did that so you could get to the water.

Jerk.