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8/6/05 Lair passes along a meme from Jeff Jarvis:
Okay. My ten favorite TV shows, current ones first.
permalink | | Who cares what I think about the Blogathon? It's time for a new feature of yourish.com called Ask The Cats! What do you think about the Blogathon?
Thank you, kittycats. Donate to the Cat Society of Israel via Lair Simon. Tell 'em Tig and Gracie sent you. permalink | | Calling all You might want to get your Photoshop fired up. Hamas is holding a contest for the best pullout poster. I think we can put a few into the winner's circle, don't you? Of course, our ideas might be the opposite of what they're looking for, so... go for it, folks. This is what Hamas is offering:
I'm offering a link. permalink | | Lair Simon is blogging for the Cat Welfare Society of Israel, in memory of Edloe. Go there, or go here to donate, but open your wallets to save Israeli kitties. It's not for the children. It's for the cats. permalink | | 8/5/05 The Associated Press brings itself to new depths in trying to assign blame for the murderous rampage of a lone psychopath. First, and worst, you have this execrable comparison:
Forget the fact that you can count the number of Israeli attacks on palestinians on the fingers of one hand—two at most—just read that odious comparison and try not to be disgusted. Even as I write this, palestinians are aiming rockets daily at Israeli towns, planting bombs, shooting at soldiers and civilians, and have been doing so, uninterrupted, without any acknowledgement by the world media—yet Israel is the one who cannot rein in her “extremists”? Forgive me while I get my blood pressure back down into triple digits. And yet, the AP has more to say about Jewish “extremists”:
"Relatively rare": Let's be honest, the correct phrase is "extremely rare." How many attacks can you thnk of besides Baruch Goldstein and this one? I can think of only one other, a bombing attempt on an Arab school. The relationship the author tries to draw is disgusting. Baruch Goldstein goes on a rampage and murders Arabs. In response, palestinians launch “a series” of suicide bombings—and this undermines trust on both sides? This is considered an appropriate response? The moral equivalency of such a statement is beneath contempt. Steve Gutkin, you are, now and forever, on my hack-writer list. One would have to say that a series of suicide bombs set up by terrorist organizations dedicated to the destruction of Israel totally trumps one man, acting without official support, whose organization was outlawed almost immediately thereafter. And has been illegal ever since. Whereas the palestinian terrorist organizations are going strong (and murderous) today, and are celebrated by the populace, as well as being voted into office. Yeah, that’s a lot of Jewish terror to compare to. Goldstein. A bombing attempt on a school. And yesterday’s. But wait. The AP isn’t finished yet.
This article neglects to mention the fact that Netanyahu beat Shimon Peres after a wave of palestinian suicide attacks. Funny how that never seems to come up after the words “elected hard-liner” are used. Buried in the middle of the article—where few will read it, of course—is this passage:
But of course, the palestinian spokesliars have to have the last word.
Notice how the word “massacre” is not preceded by quotes. The AP is calling the shooting a massacre. Funny, that. And how eager they were to quote Ariel Sharon calling this a “terrorist” attack. Reuters, too—the people who refuse to use the T-word ever, though they suddenly found the will to use that word in this incident. The media bias is appalling. Simply appalling. No wonder Israel is unpopular. The media work against her as a team. permalink | | I'm rather tired this morning. He's not a terrorist, and even Ha'aretz now calls him a "gunman." I call him a sick freak. I will write much more on this later. Reuters' panties are all in a twist because Sharon says he's got "approval" to keep the large Jewish blocs in the West Bank. Hello, most of them are suburbs of Jerusalem, the city that was, is, and ever shall be ours. Lest we forget, under international agreements to the contrary, Jordan forbade Jews to visit the Kotel when Jordan held the West Bank (and annexed it). The world has such a short memory when it comes to Jews, yet such a long hatred. The pals will not succeed in their goal to drive Jews out of Israel. They missed another opportunity: The pals refused a deal to pay Gazans for their hothouses, so you can forget that means of income for Gaza. Schmucks. permalink | | 8/4/05 Thing 1: Wizbang linked to a two-year-old post of mine. I checked out the post, and gee, it talks about the ending of the non-cease fire, and kassams and mortars landing on Sderot. Two years ago, in August. The more things change... Thing 2: Got an unexpected call from Sarah today to rescue at least half of the kids from the garage (stupid rock! stupid fuel line!), and wound up spending half my evening with the G.'s. I told Larry I was going to go into insulin shock, because the kids were being too cute (mostly; Max melted down a bit but he got over it). I got to hear Nate recite The Crazy Chicken, and sat between Nate and Jake for dinner, after which I announced that the boys had finally stopped their habit of moving their chairs closer to the guest. (Seriously: I was over there for dinner months ago and the two of them practically wound up in my lap before dinner ended.) Rebecca leaped into my arms when she saw me, and said, "No way!" when I asked for a hug goodbye a couple of hours later. Three-year-olds. They keep you humble. Thing 3: Wow, that Sudafed allergy medication works. And it's wiped me out. There will be no Thing 4. permalink | | What truce? Islamic Jihad denies they ever said they were going to keep the truce. Toldja so. And oh yeah: What truce? The utter gall of the lies continues: The IDF got an Islamic Jihad bigwig. Islamic Jihad accuses Israel of violating the truce. What truce? The imaginary truce that the news media insists is happening. Compare and contrast: Israel's feminist heroineGolda Meir, the first woman Prime Minister. Palestinians' feminist heroine: Wafa Idris, the first woman suicide bomber. Yes, this is a culture that absolutely deserves to be enshrined in a state. Not. Britain's Duh! Moment: Two of the failed bombers attended Finsbury Park Mosque. Wonder when they're going to shut it down? Meantime, the rest of Europe is getting smart. Germany is going to follow France's example and expel Muslims who preach hate. And the other nations of Europe are starting to take a look at the cancer of terrorist supporters within their midst. I certainly hope our agencies are checking out the mosques in America. Time to toss out the terrorist supporters with the trash. permalink | | 8/3/05 Lair Simon is blogging for Israeli cats in the upcoming (this weekend!) Blogathon in memory of Edloe, the late, great Grumpus. (I noticed I've begun to call Tig "Grumpus" when he annoys me.) Donate. Give. Jews and cats, how much better can it get? I really like this guy. I think he can turn me back into a Democratic voter. Talk to me, Democracy Guy. Oh, and keep on dissing Kos and the Kidz. I love it when you talk scorn. Norm Geras on the terror apologists among us. Take your time and read it. (Someday, Norm, I promise I'll send in the answer to the profile questions. They haven't changed, have they? I still have the document.) Chris Muir is covering that relationship thing in Day By Day again. Y'know, our politics are not in synch, but damn, I love it when he works on the private lives of Damon and Jan and Sam and Zed. Oh, and this one was priceless. Yeah, I love messing with a twentysomething's mind too. (And dammit, Chris, when did you change it so you can't link to individual dates?) Okay, start with July 31 and work your way forward, people. No, start on June 28 and then work your way forward. June 30 is a hoot. I can't wait 'til the books come out, so I can sit down and read the strip at my leisure, in its entirety. And I wouldn't complain if we had more strips concentrating on the characters and fewer on politics, but then, it wouldn't be a conservative comic strip if he did that. Kate needs help. Go hit her tipjar if you can. Oh. Don't forget The Jewish View. I've been posting things over there and not cross-posting them here. Double work is such a pain. permalink | | What the hell is wrong with these people? They go on and on about how they won't publish certain pictures, and they always seem to be the ones that make the terrorists look really awful, and then they have no qualms whatsoever about publishing pictures of American journalists murdered in Iraq. I first saw the picture in this AP story, which was bad enough. But I thought, no, they're not sick enough to put it in Yahoo photos, are they? They are. Disgusting. By the way, take note that the picture in the actual article about Steven Vincent's death has only a black and white photo provided by his publisher. I guess since they can't publish photos of dead Marines, dead journalists will have to do. permalink | | More humliation at the checkpoints: Israel is upgrading and fortifying West Bank checkpoints to make sure fewer bombers get through, and fewer Israelis die when they try.
You really don't want to read the rest of the story. The WaPo angle is pity the poor pals, whom Israel is fencing out. However, let's start a pool: How long before Saab Erekat starts whining about the new humiliation? I say today. No bullets for you: I did this one over at The Jewish View. (And welcome to a new contributor, Aaron, who has made his mark on the absurd poisoned bananas fiction. Lair took on that topic, too. Hey! No one used "Yes, We Have No Bananas" yet. Okay, I will.) Eating their own: It takes no time at all to figure out the why behind this one, once you get more details than "A bomb went off at a PA official's home." Turns out the bombs and attacks are being carried out on judges and attorneys looking into corruption in the PA. Ah. Arafat's legacy lives on. Martin Peretz is on fire these days. Go. Read. Catching terrorists, Israeli-style: I've noticed that when British officials mention the help they're getting from other countries in finding terrorists, including training methods, one country is always conspicuously absentIsrael. In the absence of publicity, however, Israelis are all over the world, training people to catch the killers before they strike. And people from all over the worldincluding Santa Clara, Californiaare in Israel, training to spot terrorists. In gratitude, the world pressures Israel to kowtow even more to the palestinians, and to "show restraint" when her own citizens are murdered. Thanks so much, world! Love ya, bye-bye! permalink | | The AP anti-Israel bias, cont'd: Yes, it's that time again already. Here's the story: palestinian terrorists fired rockets towards the thousands of Israelis marching to Gaza to protest the disengagement. The rockets missed the protesters, and hit palestinian areaswhere one of them fell on a house and killed a three-year-old child. The first article. Note the headline.
Once again: If the IDF caused the death of this child, the headline would be "Israeli Soldiers Kill Palestinian Child." (See the last AP bias entry.) Here, even though palestinians killed the boy, the source of death is apparently rocket fire. The lead:
"Misfired." The rockets "misfired." No, they were fired perfectly. They just landed in the wrong place, which kassams tend to do. The use of the word "misfired" is particularly abhorrent, as the rockets were aimed at Israelis, implying that if they had landed on the protesters, they would have fired correctly.
You see? They didn't "misfire." They missed. Big difference.
Now it's a "stray" rocket. And funny, but there's no corresponding adjective like, "home-made," which is used constantly to describe the rockets when they fall on Israelis. And now, for the later story. Note the new headline.
That headline makes you think that Israelis are protesting something violently, and the palestinians are simply defending themselves. It is, of course, utterly misleading. What did they fire, guns? No, wait.
The word "misfired" is gone, and they actually point out that the rockets missed their target. The rest of the story is the usual drivel. Once again, notice that palestinian victims are almost always identified, and Israeli victims of palestinian terror attacks are rarely identified in the non-Israeli pressor, for that matter, even given an age. See the first installment in this series for examples. You will also notice that not once in this article does it point out that the protesters were in Israel. They were not in Gaza. The article makes you think that the "settlers" (I hate that label) were on palestinian land. If you are unfamiliar with Israeli townsas are most of AP's readersyou will think that this all took place in the Gaza settlements. Someone must have caught the phrase "the Israeli town of Sderot" in the first version of the story and made sure to change it. Once again, what time is it? That's right, it's Israeli Double Standard time. permalink | | 8/2/05 What truce? Part gazillion: This so-called "truce," the one that the news media keep on calling "shaky" every time the palestinians murder Israelis, is nothing but a lie perpetrated by the media and the palestinians.
To buttress the above, we have the exposure of a tunnel dug under Neveh Dekalim, with the purpose of transporting suicide bombers and other Islamic Jihad murderers, discovered only just in timeit was nearly complete. There is no truce. There is only the lie. Baby Assad on shaky ground: A senior Israeli defense official thinks the Dorktator is doomed. (And there's a new picture to add to my Dorktator Gallery, go look.) Hm, senior defense official... Mofaz? palestinian civil war watch: Actually, it's more like "Response to palestinian corruption watch." The bigwigs live in giant villas; the people live on pennies a day. And Suha Arafat lives high on the hog in Paris. These people? They're asking for jobs. The palestinian way.
Well, that's depressing. Barry Rubin says the Gaza withdrawal will make no difference at all to the Arab nations, which need to demonize Israel in order to keep the peasants from revolting. Free and fair, so long as you print what they like: The so-called democratic palestinians have once again taken the "free" out of the press and are forbidding journalists to publish anything negative about PA security forces. Oh, wait, I said that already, didn't I? Several times. Well, it's so much fun to point out how unfree the pals are, and how the world turns a blind eye to it while deifying a traitor like Vanunu. Yes, that's traitor, not "whistleblower." He didn't expose bad work practices. He exposed government secrets. But I digress. Off to work. More interviews today, and may I say, damn, I look good in my new suit. Much better than under those horrible flourescent lights in the dressing room. permalink | | 8/1/05 I know, I know, this one is really too easy, but I can't resist. The background: James Taranto, in his retrospective of WSJ's Best of the Web, mentions that he used to have a feature based on Ted Rall's
Ted Rall, Mr. Thin Skin himself, reacts:
Rall has no comments on his blog, but he does have an email address. And an email policy, part of which reads:
I really like number two the best. Perhaps Mr. Taranto should report this threat to the appropriate law enforcement agencies as well as to Rall's internet provider. And now, let us quote one of my favorite lines from 1776: Could that be the aroma of high-pocrisy? Indeed, I think it is. Inspiration for this post goes to qando. permalink | | Saudi's Royal Vegetable is plucked: They finally unplugged the machines and let Fahd die. I imagine they finally got all that backroom backstabbing done with. Oops, I'm sorry, was I supposed to believe all the lies coming out of Riyadh? Speaking of Saudi Arabia and terrorism: The London bombings may have a Saudi connection. Quel surprise. Not. Oh, and there's another terrorist cell or three aiming for the Brits. And Britain is partly responsible for the terrorists on its soil. They're letting the radical preachers do as they will. France just tossed out an even dozen. Meantime, Italy has banned the burqa, which Britain this year allowed a female student to wear. Rockets land in Israeli towns; world yawns: Two more towns were hit by kassam rockets. Way to stop the terrorists, Abu Mazen, you lying sack of garbage. Condi goes wild, Part II: On top of lecturing Israeli officials like they were schoolchildren, Condi demanded that the defense minister supply her with a list of palestinians to be given weapons in two days. From Ma'ariv's Hebrew version (no link):
And I'm a potential voter, Condi, and I'm telling you you have lost my respect. Condi in 2008. Shyeah. Israel to PA: "No guns for you." Dov Weisglass is delivering the beat-down to Condi this week.
Imagine that. PA police involvement in terror. Who knew? Well, we did. Condi knows it, too. Thing is, she's choosing to ignore it. Why is that? Americans die in Israel, too. Of course, I like Israel Radio's response the best:
Screw the PA. Let 'em buy their own bullets, then confiscate them from the terrorists when you catch them. permalink | | Ynet has an interview with a palestinian terrorist who gloats about having forced Israel to withdraw from Gaza, and threatens "retaliation" in the form of rockets from the West Bank. Some of the more charming excerpts:
Unilateral withdrawal has accomplished nothing. Nothing. No, wait. It has given the terrorists the impetus to continue with terror. permalink | | 7/31/05 A picture worth a million words CBS News has a strange picture to go with their article on the American Muslim clerics who have issued a fatwa that condemns terrorism. But there's something strange about this picture. Yes, that's exactly what it looks like: The crescent moon of Islam instead of the stars of the flag of the United States of America. Rather a strange image to present, isn't it? Why, it's almost as if they don't really mean their statements in the anti-terrorism fatwa. It's almost as if they're actually hoping for Islam to take over America. But that can't be true, can it? They're all loyal sons of America, right? Oh, they're loyal sons of something, all right. Cross-posted to The Jewish View permalink | | My bathroom is bugged: For the last four days (not counting this morning), there was a bug in my bathroom. First there was a long, blue bug with antennae. It was on the ceiling, and I pretty much ignore bugs that are on the ceiling unless they try to drop on me, or unless they're stinging bugs, in which case I kill them. The second day, the blue bug was still there. The third day, it turned into a green bug that looked like the crickets that get into my house, but the crickets are generally brown. Yesterday, the cricket was gone, which was okay by me, because the day before, it was on the shower ceiling while I was taking a shower, and I rather hoped it didn't fall off while I was in the shower. And then, last night, I saw no bug in the bathroom, because it was on the wall behind my bed. I decided to get a picture of it before I did my usual catch-and-release (followed interestedly the entire time by Tig, who seemed to think that since I caught the bug, he would get it). I don't think it's a cricket any longer. I think it's a katydid. I'm wondering how it managed to turn from blue to green, though. Then again, I don't have very good distance sight to begin with, and I'm not in the most alert mindframe first thing in the morning, so it's entirely possible that the bug was green the whole time. I have no idea how it got in, but I'm betting it was glad to get out. Cats! Tig and Gracie got a treat this morning: Tunafish. Gracie decided it wasn't fresh enough and only ate a bite. Tig ate most of hers. I'm sure he'll finish the rest later. Some asshat just came by walking his dog. Tig ran inside from his nest, extremely unhappy. I was less happy than he when I saw the dog was unleashed. It started nosing around in the grass where Tig had been, ignoring the owner. I said, "That's where my cat was." He said, "I know, he's found some other animal." I said, "You're not supposed to be walking a dog unless it's leashed." He said nothing and dragged the dog away. Asshole. I'm just glad Tig doesn't take the chance and darts inside at the first sound of a dog. That was my patio Tig was on. And on which his dog was trespassing. Anyway. Forget about jerky dog owners who think they're above the law. Tig made me laugh the other morning with a perfect frog-legs picture. Speaking of cats, Gracie and Tig will be sending you to make donations to Lair Simon's charity for the Blogathon (24 hours of torture and post-writing), who is blogging in Edloe's memory for The Cat Welfare Society of Israel. I'll be sending him some pictures of Tig and Gracie later today for his Ask the Cats posts, and bugging you all to donate to his cause. Helping Jewish cats. I like that idea. permalink | | Last week's blogs are archived. Looking for the Buffy Blogburst Index? Here's Israel vs. the world. Here's the Blogathon. The Superhero Dating Ratings are here. If you're looking for something funny, try the Hulk's solution to the Middle East conflict, or Yasser Arafat Secret Phone Transcripts. Iseema bin Laden's diary is also a good bet if you've never been here before.
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