Soccer Dad crunches the numbers on hate crimes and discovers that Jews are victims far out of proportion to their numbers in America. That’s funny. I thought it was anti-Muslim hate crimes that were on the rise.
Next up on Second Draft: The footage behind the Al Dura hoax.
The Hulk Poseur doesn’t like the real Hulk dropping in on this blog from time to time. Got one thing to say to you, poseur: Bring. It. On. Hulk says he wants to tell you something:
Hulk smash fake Hulk! Hulk SMASH! Bah. You not talk like Hulk. You talk like someone else talking for Hulk. Girl know better than to talk for Hulk.
Ooh. Looks like a Hulk fight brewing. Everybody duck.
See, posts like this are why I can never get tired of Lair Simon. Spit-monitor warning for those of you who appreciate this kind of humor.
You know, this makes a lot of sense. Hulk was saying months ago that there was another Hulk in his mirror, in the lake, in the puddles on the street. This other Hulk was driving him nuts. Every time Hulk made a face, scratched his head, the other Hulk would copy him.
Now the other Hulk is posting on this blog.
It’s mind blowing, I tell ya what.
Oh, no, we have to stop this fight! Somebody get more kitten pictures, quick!
As was noted last time this topic came up, I suspect the wily hand of David Banner, the infamous Hulk impersonator of the late 1970’s. He apparently made quite the tidy living defrauding people into thinking he was Bruce Banner.
As our green friend would say, “Hulk not care if you make Hulk angry. Hulk not care if you not like Hulk when Hulk angry. Hulk smash even when Hulk in good mood. In fact, that put Hulk in good mood!”