Ariel Sharon didn’t really have a stroke. He’s faking it. Here’s the proof:
“The prime minister will face reporters within the next two days and receive much renewed sympathy,” strategy advisor Lior Horev said. “All the polls prove that the prime minister has no replacement. Just as he told the cabinet secretary at the hospital ‘Israel is continuing forward, no?'”
“Sharon is sorry for all those years in public as a cold and distanced man. After the dramatic interest in his well-being that we saw at the hospital, throughout the country and world, I am confident his reputation and empathy towards him will grow.”
Well done, Snoopy. You are more powerful than I realized.