In honor of the BBC’s winning The Jews Killed Christmas Award for 2005 (honorable mention to the CBC, which managed to flip–flop so fast I got a whole new case of whiplash), we here at Yourish.com (which is, uh, me) have made up a song for the ceremony.
Maestro, if you please:
O great big wall of Bethlehem
You’re making Jesus cry
Below thy deep and darkest brick
The media doth lie
They lie about the passage
Of pilgrims here today
With myths and lies they do despise
Where Israel’s safety lay
Thank you, and thank you to our participants. I’m sure that the AP and Reuters will try harder to win the award next year. As always, the Arab press is automatically disqualified, as is any Indymedia outlet.