Al Qaeda is claiming a missile attack

Posted on 12/29/2005 by Meryl Yourish

Al Qaeda is claiming they sent missiles into Israel.

If this is true, it was one of the most piss-poor Al Qaeda attacks ever.

“The lion sons of al Qaeda launched … a new attack on the Jewish state by launching 10 missiles … from the Muslims’ lands in Lebanon on selected targets in the north of the Jewish state,” said the statement, attributed to al Qaeda and posted on an Islamist Web site. It did not give the date of the attack.

None of the ten missiles seems to have landed anywhere.

My gut says: Bogus. (Actually, my gut says, “BWAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A BUNCH OF MAROONS!”)

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3 Responses to Al Qaeda is claiming a missile attack

  1. Chris says:
    12/30/2005 at 1:09 am

    …from the Muslims’ lands in Lebanon on selected targets in the north of the Jewish state,” said the statement, attributed to al Qaeda…
    Jewish state!?!? Did they really say that? I thought “Zionist entity” was mandatory.

  2. SnoopyTheGoon says:
    12/30/2005 at 7:36 am

    “lion sons”? I was under impression that lions tend to keep their sperm for their own species. How come jackals…?

  3. Walter E. Wallis says:
    12/30/2005 at 8:28 am

    Land from which an attack is launched should be forfeit.

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