They lie, I lie.

Hi there, it’s your old friend Laurence Simon, and it’s time for another cra-

Wait a minute. This is Yourish.com, not IMAO.

Anyway, I figured I’d start things off here at Yourish.com with an oldie but goodie, the annual “Jews are dumping nuclear waste on holy Arab lands” gag, this time courtesy of those wacky fun-loving Syrians putting the “HA!” into Ha’aretz:

Syrian Ambassador Bashar Ja’afari told the 65-nation Conference on Disarmament that all Arab states were committed to creating a zone in the Middle East free of weapons of mass destruction.

“However, Israel, which has unambiguous support from major nuclear weapon states, continues to reject the will of the international community and dumps its nuclear waste in the Syrian Golan Heights,” said Ja’afari, the first speaker in Tuesday’s session.

Oh, you mean the same nuclear waste that the palestinians constantly accused Israel of dumping in Gaza? Wait… hold on… I’m sorry… I mean Jordan. Or did I mean West Bank?

Aha! I know… it’s not the Chinese dumping the sludge in Tibet, but Israel!

Man, that’s a lot of nuclear waste being dumped everywhere in the dead of night by those pesky Jews. How an earth do they manufacture so much to bury everywhere?

While y’all go out and get the batteries changed in your BS Detectors, let’s just play Syria’s game for funsies…

What? It was an accident? Oh, come on now. It can’t just be a coincidence that NASA didn’t fly the shuttle again until after Old Napkinhead kicked the bucket and got planted in the Mukatah’s parking lot. There’s got to be a conspiracy somewhere to explain everything.

As the great philosopher Clavin once said “They lie, I lie.”

(That’s Calvin as in Calvin and Hobbes, not John Calvin)