Strain

It’s been confirmed: the bird flu found in Israeli coops is the deadly H5 strain:

The Health Ministry confirmed on Friday that the virus responsible for the recent deaths of approximately 11,000 turkeys at the southern kibbutzim of Holit and Ein Hashlosha was indeed the H5 strain. The same strain was identified at Kibbutz Nachshon near Beit Shemesh, following an unusual amount of poultry deaths.

Three people from Kibbutz Ein Hashlosha, who worked at the chicken coops, were sent to Soroka Hospital under suspicion that they contracted the deadly bird flu strain. One of them, a Thai worker was held in isolation.

The Health Ministry ordered the flocks of turkeys on all three kibbutzim be destroyed, and the carcasses buried underground. The poultry were to be killed by consumption of poisoned water. The poultry killed may reach hundreds of thousands of birds.

Just as the Palestinians danced as Saddam’s Scuds passed overhead, I’m sure they’ll be cutting a prayer rug in Ramallah over this news of the Jews now on the front lines in the War On Viruses.

Hrm… you know, with the closing of the Karni crossing and dwindling food supplies in Gaza, my Inner World Zionist Conspriacy Voice considers the deadly strains of bird flu showing up in the food supply a golden opportunity for…

Nah. Better to just spread the rumor that the food coming through Karni is contaminated. Let ’em go nuts like the Nigerians did, lopping the arms off of their kids vaccinated with “Zionist And American Imperialist Crusader Poisons” under the guise of polio prevention.

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