Random thought

Posted on 03/22/2006 by Laurence Simon

I really want to beat the crap out of a pinata right now.

No blindfold. No yanking it up and down to tease me.

Just batter up, and bash the damn thing into bits.

I’m not in it for the candy. Just the random, senseless violent release of energy.

And if someone tells me I ought to spell pinata with a squiggle over the n, I’ll beat the crap out of the pinata, then I’ll beat the crap out of them.

About Laurence Simon

I'm a thirty-something dataschmuck in Houston, TX. I spend my free time grilling, baking, playing with cats, and trying to invent the Tequila Sunset.
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5 Responses to Random thought

  1. Meryl Yourish says:
    03/22/2006 at 1:14 pm

    That one’s as good as the “Blogging will be light today” posts over on your place.

  2. great unknown says:
    03/22/2006 at 1:28 pm

    You don’t need a pinata (sic). You need a spouse.
    BTW, be real: “Just the random, senseless violent release of ANGER!!!!” is what it is.

  3. Meryl Yourish says:
    03/22/2006 at 2:02 pm

    great unknown, you don’t know Lair Simon very well, do you?

    I should like to point out that this post category is “Humor.”

  4. Tim says:
    03/22/2006 at 2:47 pm

    Ah, you can spell pinata any way you want to. :o) I enjoy reading your blog. Insights with humor make great reading. Thank you.

  5. Chris L. says:
    03/22/2006 at 3:14 pm

    Long live the “ñ!”

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