Because I told Sorena about my regimen of ingesting 10 billion freeze-dried cells a day, and asked if she’d ever eaten five billion of anything. She thought kernels from corn on the cob counted. I checked on the internet to find the average, then divided a billion by it. She’d have to eat, um, 1.25 million ears of corn.
I think you should soak the 1.25 million ears of corn in water and then send them with other vegetables to the Palestinians in the name of promoting universal peas and hominy.
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The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.
Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.
The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.
Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
And you know this because…
Because I told Sorena about my regimen of ingesting 10 billion freeze-dried cells a day, and asked if she’d ever eaten five billion of anything. She thought kernels from corn on the cob counted. I checked on the internet to find the average, then divided a billion by it. She’d have to eat, um, 1.25 million ears of corn.
How many kernels in an average 3.5 oz bag of microwave popcorn?
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I think you should soak the 1.25 million ears of corn in water and then send them with other vegetables to the Palestinians in the name of promoting universal peas and hominy.