The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Monthly Archives: June 2006
As close as I get to it
Unfortunately, the Tony Awards are as close as I get to Broadway these days. Sigh. I want to see plays again. All of them. Even the dogs. The revivals of Sweeney Todd and Threepenny Opera look phenomenal.
Posted in Music, Pop Culture
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If I were the dictator of the world…
Harry Connick, Jr. would never again be allowed to sing. Not. Ever. God, I can’t stand that man. And come to think of it, James Earl Jones won’t be allowed to make any more commercials. I’m tired of that man. … Continue reading
Posted in Evil Meryl
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Another one out of the closet
Memo to the Chief Archivist: Oren, this situation is intolerable. The Hasbara department cannot carry out its duties when one tentacle does not know what the other is doing. Look what our counterparts of IRIB have discovered, and we were … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Israel, Parody
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Ceasefire that never was
BBC (the new unbiased one) put up a question to the readers: The art of asking questions has not escaped BBC’s attention. To start with the so called “ceasefire” – which was one big lie to start with. Hamas never … Continue reading
Posted in Hamas, Israel, Israeli Double Standard Time, Terrorism
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The Palestinian equivalent of the U.S.S. Maine?
Condemnations from all around the world are pouring in over the deaths of seven Palestinians on a Gaza beach from… from… What did cause that explosion which led to their deaths, anyway? Let’s take a break from the Cycle Of … Continue reading
Posted in Israel
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If I were the dictator of the world…
It would be illegal for a man to scratch, touch, or otherwise adjust his crotch in public. There might be an exception for athletes who are adjusting their cups, but television network cameramen and producers would be thrown in jail … Continue reading
Posted in Evil Meryl
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Hamas calls off pretend truce
Hamas calls off the pretend truce Continue reading
The problem with passing by skunk
is that you have to roll down the windows of your car to air out your car once you’re out of the range of the skunk. You know, if there’s a worse odor than skunk, I do not want to … Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
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If I were the dictator of the world…
No store in America would ever have the word “shop” spelled with an extra “pe” in its name.
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Prediction: Lots of dead Hamas members
Hamas is abandoning the hudna (a period of rearming and recruitment with the full intention of fighting again and not a truce or ceasefire with the emphasis on negotiations and peacemaking as the MSM often claims): “The earthquake in the … Continue reading
Posted in Israel, Terrorism
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Strict constructionism
Constructionalism and the Constitution Continue reading
Posted in Meanderings
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The “health crisis” big lie begins
The health crisis stories begin Continue reading
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An analyst on Zarqawi’s death
Analysis on the death of Zarqawi that differs from what you read in the MSM Continue reading