If I were truly evil, I’d put up a post yanking the anti-Semites’ chains.
Gee, it must really suck for you guys. I have moderated comments, so when you try to post the kind of filth you get away with posting on unmoderated weblogs, it has to go through me, first. And—then it gets deleted. Except for the tiny percentage that slips through the net, nobody else gets to read it, and frankly, I’ve become pretty good at sensing the message of hate in just the first few words.
Wow, you must just get so frustrated that nobody on my weblog is going to read your not-so-brilliant thoughts. Your message of hate simply doesn’t get past the censor.
Does that burn you up? Doesn’t it make you mad that you have absolutely no control over whether or not your thoughts get read on this weblog?
I have a solution for you. It’s the yourish.com mantra, and it’s a one-size-fits-all.
Anti-Semites of the world, just die already.
You see, if I were truly evil, I’d post something just like that.
And you know something?
This isn’t even a tenth of what I’d say if I were really going to let loose. Nobody has seen the full Evil Meryl online yet. Pray that you never do.
You forgot to say ‘Bwhahahahahahahahahaaaa’ !!!!!
If you haven’t seen this yet, Meryl (Which … considering how long you’ve done this sorta thing … you probably have), heres something that all Evil Overlords keep a copy of on their Motherships (or volcanic Island or whatever)…
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
Oh…. and in my sojourns, I discovered a more thorough manual for you to read. It covers Eeeeeeeevil henchmen, Fortress Construction, Ultimate Weapons and other important factoids helpful in overlordship.
http://www.sff.net/paradise/lists.htm
Of course, you can always get pointers from odd places. Like here…
http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=980428