Why, yes, there was a very crabby post up earlier today, and it has now disappeared. Evil Meryl posted it, and, well, it wasn’t very interesting, so it’s gone.
This one won’t disappear.
However, I have a new thing. You know how the military has threat levels and the weather service has warnings and watches and whatnots?
We have something new here: Crabby Levels.
And today, Crabby Level is high. I repeat, Crabby Level is high.
If the Crabby Level becomes dangerous, your monitor will turn bright red and melt.
Okay, just kidding. About the melting.
Gee… my curiousity is peaked. Is it safe to be getting hints as to the reason why crabby levels are high? Or should I be ducking for cover as I type?
One thing crossed my mind…how far did Meryl kick those cats and where did they mark?
chsw
I dunno chsw. I kinda figured that she hurled them considering that they have a very convenient handle known as a tail.
Ugh… the annoying mouse above was me…
(* And today, Crabby Level is high. I repeat, Crabby Level is high *)
So… is that threat level ‘Ernie’?
Or would it be threat level ‘Tig’ ?
(He’s Orange too…)
http://www.geekandproud.net/terror/
Feh. When I’m crabby, Tig is smart enough to stay away from me. Anyway, I don’t kick cats.
And only a fool would grab Tig by his tail. He’s not declawed, and he doesn’t let me clip those claws, either. I would purely love to see someone try it. I’ll bring the first aid kit.
Nyuk Nyuk. ;)