It’s either-or, Hassan

Posted on 08/09/2006 by Laurence Simon

First, the guy is screaming for all Israelis to leave Lebanon.

Then, he’s screaming “We will turn our precious southern land into a graveyard for the invading Zionists.”

So which is it… leave Lebanon or remain in Lebanon in the graveyard?

And then there’s the tradition of putting up headstones, putting rocks on the grave, occasional visits with flowers. Not to mention the upkeep of the cemeteries.

What guarantees will Nasrallah give that the cemetery grounds will be maintained properly and access to the graves for religious purposes will be allowed? Oh, wait… Arab Muslims have a lousy track record with that, considering the 1948-1967 Jordanian “stewardship” of Jerusalem.

I’m thinking he wants the graveyards just so his minions would just spraypaint gravemarkers with swastikas like they do in Belarus, Estonia, Germany, Rome…

But get this – after all of that, he’s also telling Haifa Arabs to bolt town:

“I have a special message to the Arabs of Haifa, to your martyrs and to your wounded. I call you to leave this city. I hope you do this. … Please leave so we don’t shed your blood, which is our blood.”

Does Hezbollah have a stake in Arab moving companies or something?

You know, the last time Arabs in Israeli territory were told by outside “leaders” to pull up stakes and split for a few weeks, they wound up as permanent refugees, pathetic puppets of the Arab League, and terrorist recruiting fodder for 58 year-

Ahhhhh… now it’s starting to make sense.

About Laurence Simon

I'm a thirty-something dataschmuck in Houston, TX. I spend my free time grilling, baking, playing with cats, and trying to invent the Tequila Sunset.
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2 Responses to It’s either-or, Hassan

  1. Harry says:
    08/09/2006 at 4:32 pm

    I am sure that the Arabs are preparing Club Med accomodations for those leaving Haifa.

    If they don’t leave, the claim will be made that thet are being held against their will. If they are foolish enough to leave, then the claim is that they were driven out.

    If half leave and half go, then both claims will come into play.

  2. Sabba Hillel says:
    08/10/2006 at 11:01 am

    Actually, he knows the truth about the lies the Pals are telling about the “demographic” ration in Yehudah and Shomrom. He knows that the Jews would be a majority if Olmert is no longer idiotic enough to carry out his convergence plan. He wants more refugees that can be double counted.

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