Apparently, El Salvadoran gangs are keeping in touch with their organizations from prison via cell phones, which they hid up their asses.
Cellular telephones were found inside four prisoners in El Salvador’s maximum-security prison, authorities said Wednesday.
[…] Capt. Juan Ramon Arevalo, director of the prison known as Zacatras, said the gang members had introduced the cell phones, wrapped in plastic bags, into their bodies through their anuses. Authorities also found nine cell phone chips and one charger.
I wonder what an appropriate ringtone for an ass-phone would be.
Yeah, I know, it’s a little bathroom humor, but hey, everyone laughs at fart jokes. Hell, all you have to do is say the word “fart” to a group of nine-year-olds, and they’re on the floor in hysterics in moments. I know. Sometimes, when my class is bored to tears and I need to get their attention again, I say, “You know, you can never go wrong telling nine-year-olds fart jokes,” and we’re off.
Works every time, especially if you make the noise to go with.
But I digress.
Or should that be “regress”?
Plptptptpt.
The choice for a ringtone in this case should be
“Killing me softly with his song”
Seems like a smart trick to me. Once you’ve memorized the placement of all the buttons, the only hard part is opening the flip.
Paul: Hehehehehehe.
Here’s a fart joke for you. Better yet it is a true story.
One of Queen Elizabeth I’s courtiers was bowing to her when he let a fart. Overcome by embarrassment, he left England and traveled for several years on the Continent, until the gross offense was forgotten. When he came home and presented himself at court the first thing the Queen said to him was “My Lord, I had forgotten the fart.”
Oh, all right then:
The Queen receives the president of a Commonwealth country on a state visit. It being the middle of summer, she uses an open carriage, and they are both riding in it back to Buckingham Palace when one of the horses breaks wind.
Turning to her visitor with mild concern, the Queen says “I’m terribly sorry.” In reply he waves his hand dismissively. “You English,” he says “You are so proper. If you had said nothing I would have assumed it was one of the horses.”