So I’m watching last week’s episode of Lost, and some things fairly leap into my mind, but I don’t want to do the entire episode, which takes, like, an entire hour. So here are some snippets:
[IN THE BOAT]
Sun: Stop! I’ll shoot!
Other chick whose name I didn’t bother to catch: No you won’t, Sun. I know you, Sun. I know your name. I can repeat it a bunch of times. This is because it’s the same word as my language for “Bright yellow light in sky.” Sun, we’re not your enemy. But we will be if you shoot me.
Audience: Dum-dum-DUM! Gee, like we can’t tell foreshadowing when we see it.
Sun: Okay, so let me get this straight. You guys have kidnapped all the children and many of the other Islanders. You’ve taken Jack and Sawyer and Kate prisoner, are making Sawyer and Kate do the chain gang thing, stole Walt, forced Michael to betray his friends, killed various and sundry islanders whenever it suited you, blew up the boat and almost killed Jin, Michael, and Sawyer—and you say you’re not our enemies? Lady, with friends like you… [FIRES GUN]
Other chick: Damn! I only had one drink, I swear it! Man, these producers are tough on DUIs.Henry A.K.A. Ben: No, really, Boston won the World Series. Check out this videotape I’ve attached to this 50-year-old TV set (and figured out how to make a VCR run with a 50-year-old TV set, am I super-smart or what?)
Jack: Oh, wow, you’re right! It’s not like anyone could fake a videotape or anything. Sure, I’ll believe you now![IN THE CONTROL ROOM. HENRY/BEN WATCHING SAWYER AND KATE]
Henry/Ben: Ziiiiip.
And may I say: I love Sawyer.
“You taste like strawberries.”
Yeah, I always go for the bad boys. I’d choose Sawyer over Jack in a heartbeat, but would be plotting to help Sun fall off a cliff the entire time. Because I’d rather have Jin.