A test for reporters

Posted on 12/04/2006 by Meryl Yourish

I just thought of a test for the media who report on Israel.

Set up bureaus in Sderot.

Staff them.

Then report on how harmless the kassam rockets are.

Any takers? Reuters? AP? New York Times? Anyone? Anyone?

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4 Responses to A test for reporters

  1. cond0010 says:
    12/04/2006 at 2:03 pm

    From Al-Cond0010’s Newswire:

    Kassam rockets are good for Israel.

    Shot by over-joyed Paleosimians, these rockets are an expression of Love towards the citizens of Israel.

    “We do this because we love them” states an anonymous and masked Paleosimian as he lights the fuse on the back of the kassam in front of me.

    See?

    Unfortunately, the Israelis continue to misunderstand our – I mean the Paleosimians – cultural expressions and lob various explosives back to our location so we must move along quickly… Al Cond0010 newswire out…

  2. Rahel says:
    12/04/2006 at 2:31 pm

    Since one of ours has already gotten there first, they can set up their bureaus next to his organization, the Sderot Media Center.

  3. cond0010 says:
    12/04/2006 at 2:37 pm

    Good Link, Rahel.

    Rest in Peace, Fatima Slotzker. :(

  4. Sabba Hillel says:
    12/05/2006 at 7:59 am

    Reporters are immune to rocket fire. The shrapnel is supposed to go around them in order to allow them to write their stories.

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