It can also be fairly offensive, but hey, I thought it was hilarious.
Simon Says Santa, redux.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Eww. I asked him to pinch rudolph’s nose, and he pinched his own ass.
“Kick rudolph” was the best.
Certain carnal suggestions directed towards Rudolph earned me pretty much what I expected. And I was surprised that a directive to punch Rudolph brought a third party on to the screen.
J.
Try “strip.”
Oh, and the site proves that you’re never too old for fart jokes.
My boss and I were spending some quality goof-off time at work yesterday.
“Draw a Mohammed Cartoon”