Saddam Hangman haiku

Saddam is hanging
He did some very bad things
Hussein, meet Hangman.

The clock is ticking
Today is Saddam’s death day
There won’t be presents

Join in, folks!

Update:

Saddam is dead now
It’s Tuna for Terrorists!
The cats are happy

Update 2:

Good point on TV
Remember Saddam’s victims
They rest easy now

Update 3: Geez, do so many of you have to be so gross?

Update 4:

Going to bed now
Comment moderation back
When Lair goes to bed

Translation: I turned off comment moderation for this post, and Lair Simon will turn it back on for me before he signs off.

I’ll approve all your haikus tomorrow morning.

Update 5:
Saddam is dead
palestinians mourn him
They are terrorists

Fox News has pictures
Saddam alive; Saddam dead
The picture is strange

Saddam is dead now
This will not stop violence
Never said it would

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120 Responses to Saddam Hangman haiku

  1. Suicide bombers
    Are usually virgins
    Hump away, Saddam

  2. Once you are strangled
    We’ll swing you around the pole
    Tetherball is fun!

  3. Hosni Mubarak
    Is also a dictator.
    So, when does he die?

  4. When you get to hell,
    Bow when you see Arafat.
    (Yasser likes it anal)

  5. Ben says:

    Didn’t get Hitler,
    that bastard Stalin ran down,
    but got you, sucker

  6. MrSpkr says:

    Saddam is hanging
    the Virgins were a mistake
    Hope he likes raisins.

  7. You guys are funny
    Your haikus making me laugh
    Keep it up, people

  8. Misha I says:

    Halabja Butcher
    Crapping himself from a rope
    Does his shit stink too?

  9. Perpetual Student says:

    I sit and ponder
    why link from “Rott” redirects
    to “feminism.”

  10. BigEZ says:

    The twitching has stopped
    A figure swings in the breeze
    Let’s go for ice cream!

  11. G Fresh says:

    Udai and Qusai
    Are now joined by their father
    It’s about damn time

  12. Nicky says:

    Die die die die die
    Die Saddam die Saddam die
    Die die die die die

  13. Perpetual Student:

    It was an old fight
    Misha must have made me mad
    The file is fixed now

    (I forgot all about it)

  14. Nicky, I think that’s cheating.

    Funny, but cheating.

  15. LC Stargazer says:

    Saddam is worm food
    Perhaps his supporters will
    At last find a clue

  16. Nicky says:

    I was never good
    At writing weird poetry
    But Saddam’s dead now

  17. Tommy the Towelhead says:

    Swaying in the breeze
    Twitching ever so slightly
    Justice has been served.

  18. Misha I says:

    Outrageous Meryl!
    (I probably deserved it)
    But the link’s still broke

  19. Saddam is dead now
    Was he afraid at the last?
    He was no hero

  20. spazzmomma says:

    Love your haiku BigEZ.Can I get coffee with that ice cream?

  21. Misha I says:

    The kids of Baghdad
    Now have a fine piñata
    But has it been stuffed?

  22. Squatch says:

    No dripping acid,

    No tree shredder tears your feet,
    A death too humane.

    Swing, swing on a rope!

    Much too merciful a death.
    So ends the tyrant.

  23. Connecticut Yankee says:

    Another Haman
    Takes his overdue exit.
    The Jews are still here.

  24. LC Stargazer says:

    And a second one, courtesy of a shy friend.

    If donkeys had won
    Saddam would still be killing
    All the folks he wished

  25. Belize042 says:

    He killed boys and girls,
    A special place waits for him,
    Hotter than Baghdad.

  26. Len-KC says:

    Hey Saddam
    The next spider hole
    is a one way sumbitch

  27. G Fresh says:

    Saddam ended tall
    But I hear that that happens
    When you’re neck is stretched

  28. Belize042 says:

    Power bought with blood;
    Other peoples’ blood that is.
    Who bleeds now, Saddam?

  29. Qusay and Uday
    Died begging for their father.
    Here’s Daddy, assholes!

  30. Kevin Murphy says:

    Three assholes hanging
    Their crimes too many to count
    But Chirac goes free.

  31. G Fresh says:

    When your eyes open
    May your first sight in Hell be
    Camel whores, no lube

  32. Darleen says:

    Justice, not revenge,
    Saddam now takes a dirt nap
    too many years late

  33. Belize042 says:

    Saddam can lay claim
    The mother of all neck-aches.
    Who is next, Bashir?

  34. sig94 says:

    The hemp flows, tightens.
    The noose like a river.
    His ass squirts a good bye.

  35. Mrs. Who says:

    Die Saddam Hussein!
    May your virgins be raisins,
    Please enjoy the flames.

  36. Darleen says:

    Saddam joins Yassar
    Satan now has two buttboys
    to keep him busy

  37. BigEZ says:

    Of course spazzmomma
    Coffee is free with purchase
    Saddam would approve

  38. byron says:

    i can’t do this
    worth a crap,
    saddam is dead. yay.

  39. G Fresh says:

    SADDAM EXTREME SPORTS!!!
    Ouch! He tried his first (and last)
    Reverse bungee jump

  40. G Fresh says:

    Kofi Annan mourns
    He lost his sugar daddy
    Now who will bribe him?

  41. Bill H says:

    Saddam has been hung
    I like pie
    I am eating some.

  42. G Fresh says:

    ‘Cause of hanging chads
    We got to hang Saddam (Pssst…
    …just kidding ’bout chads)

  43. b says:

    Butcher of Baghdad
    His body hangs loose and swings
    We’re free cries Iraq!

  44. BigEZ says:

    Hayrides with Hitler
    Skinny-dipping with Stalin
    Fun awaits Saddam

  45. Ken Adams says:

    While Saddam twitches
    Don’t call him dope on a rope.
    He wouldn’t like that.

  46. G Fresh says:

    My poem wasn’t spam
    Why was it flagged as such, huh?
    Bitch, bitch, moan, moan, whine.

    :o)

  47. Darleen says:

    Saddam’s dead meat so
    marinated in evil
    even worms won’t touch

  48. LynnB says:

    Saddam swings on high
    The sun is warming the corpse
    Maybe throw a shoe

  49. LindaSoG says:

    die die saddam die
    too bad he can only die once
    killing him twice would be nice

  50. b says:

    Poor Saddam Hussein
    He had many palaces
    Now he’s dirty pants

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