Saddam is hanging
He did some very bad things
Hussein, meet Hangman.
The clock is ticking
Today is Saddam’s death day
There won’t be presents
Join in, folks!
Update:
Saddam is dead now
It’s Tuna for Terrorists!
The cats are happy
Update 2:
Good point on TV
Remember Saddam’s victims
They rest easy now
Update 3: Geez, do so many of you have to be so gross?
Update 4:
Going to bed now
Comment moderation back
When Lair goes to bed
Translation: I turned off comment moderation for this post, and Lair Simon will turn it back on for me before he signs off.
I’ll approve all your haikus tomorrow morning.
Update 5:
Saddam is dead
palestinians mourn him
They are terrorists
Fox News has pictures
Saddam alive; Saddam dead
The picture is strange
Saddam is dead now
This will not stop violence
Never said it would
GIRL WRITE MEAN HAIKU
TIME FOR SADDAM SWING ON ROPE
NOW HULK PARTY DOWN
“Oil For Food” was
Really just Oil For Weapons
(And Kojo’s car, too)
Bill H Says he likes pie
I do too
Can we hang him again?
Sadaam is now dead.
The liberals secretly weep –
Poor little moonbats.
Saddam is swingin’
Sleigh bells are ringin’
Boo Hoo Infidel!
Saddam is dead now
will tomorrow be safer
I do not think so
Rope strains against flesh.
Saddam gets his just reward.
You want fries with that?
The body falls as
the lever springs the trap door
See your house from here?
The kos kids will whine.
The Dummies will crap their pants.
Who will lead them now?
Dear Uncle, I agree
fire up the coffee pot
and drop his ass again
Die you bastard Die
Swinging from the ropes up high
Your victims praise god
Saddam’s death: fitting
It’s justice that his last act
Was shitting himself
Lifeless, they swing him.
Slowly, he oscillates like
Foucault’s Pendulum.
The famous last words
of the man who would be God:
“Choke Choke Gurgle” die
Never it be said
that Saddam was not well hung.
Khomeini says Hi
Hunt For Red October,
bought for five bucks at Wal-Mart.
Gonna watch it now.
Saddam’s death movie
If my friends weren’t so squeamish
My new avatar
Saddam and Cheetohs
not to be
you cannot take it
mainstream media
cry over Saddam’s demise
which side are they on?
right behind old scratch
south park had it right
tennis, anyone?
Back turned to Mecca
Facing toward the great Satan
Swinging into hell
Damn President Bush
Ramsey Clark sheds bitter tears
Don’t mess with Texas
Weep for the moonbat
In spite of Chomsky and Moore
One more tyrant dead
Saddam stands thinking
Does this tie go with this shirt?
Hey! That’s way too tight!
I love the picture
Posted on Foxnews.com
Get it while its hot
It was a good choice
Hang the bastard, hang him high
Better: a shredder
History needs words
like “sic semper tyrannis.”
Quite memorable.
Swingin’ on a star
That’s not the fate of Saddam
Countdown: One, Two – URK!
It’s a common fate:
Sic Semper Tyrannis, or
Iran, watch your back
Saddam Hussein is now dead
No one loved him while he lived
No one misses him
The Toad gets his fate
It should have been much worse, yet
he won’t croak again.
I’d already thought of using the SST motto before reading steve miller. Really, I had.
An historic day
SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS, aye
Baghdad Butcher’s toast
This blue-state liberal
Is actually cheerful
Evil tyrants suck.
But still wondering
Any way to fix this mess?
Oh well. Saddam gone.
Deceleration
And loss of sphincter control
Saddam drops a yam
Justice at rope’s end.
It’s most unfortunate that
Kofi walks the earth.
Saddam swings quietly.
Cindy sheds tears.
Her son Casey cries.
What about me, mom.
What’s that, poor Sadaam?
You do not deserve to die?
Complain to Satan
Rope, tree, dictator
Some Assembly Required
Burn in hell, Saddam
(BTW, “journalist” & “reporter” have three sylables each as well, should his Imperial Rottiness get annoyed at some talking head with a two sylable name…)
As they say in Oz
They don’t serve Breakfast in Hell
Enjoy lunch, Saddam!
Left obsessed more with
Bush maybe shredding paper
than thugs who shred men
One thing is for sure
Saddam no longer able
to hijack Iraq
Need sign above gallows
“Justice facilitated
by President Bush”
If critics ran things
Saddam would still be plotting
sequel 9-1-1
I confess to a haiku violation!
Correction:
Need sign on gallows
“Justice facilitated
by President Bush”
South Park episodes
become true as all bloggers
swing and sway and blog
How can I say it?
What goes around, comes around.
Saddam sees that now.
Not a haiku, but I thought you might enjoy this one:
Sic Semper Tyrannis
G Fresh,
Your posts were flagged spam
Your IP in my blacklist
It is no longer
Saddam, swingin’ guy
Sic Semper Tyrannis, dude
Have fun hangin’ out.
Let that bastard swing
Writhing dangling pain, it’s a
Retribution thing.
Sandal slappin’
Are you listenin.
On his ass
Shit is glistenin’.
One meter he fell
Straight into Hell
His testicles served with Lava Fondue.
Wanted Jews dead. Now
He’s dead and we’re still living.
Fuck off, Saddam. Hah.
Each generation one
Or more rises against us.
Saddam’s just another.
Now its Saddam’s turn
To meet the men in black masks
And die before dawn.
Saddam Hussein’s
defunct
who used to
wear a khaki-green
uniform
and shoot onetwothreefouronehundredfortyeight shiitesjustlikethat
Jesus
he was a horrid man
and what i want to know is
how do you like your blackeyed boy
Mister Death
—
(Or if you really want a haiku):
saddam is defunct.
he gassed kurds. do you like your
ba’athist, Mister Death?
–
Hussein goes to Hell
Asks, “Where are all the virgins?”
“VIRGINIANS, @SSHOLE!”