A man was bit by a scorpion while flying home on United Air Lines.
A scorpion stung David Sullivan on the back of his right leg, just below the knee, then continued up that leg and down the other, he believes, before getting him again in the shin.
It wasn’t what he was expecting on a flight from Chicago to Vermont.
Gee, ya think?
The Sullivans surmised the scorpion boarded in Texas.
LAIR!
Not me.
Wasn’t that a movie ?.
You can prove nothing. The scorpions I sent him were trained to hide only in bags marked Andrew Sullivan, anyway.
Uh, Meryl, shouldn’t that be “bitten?”
I don’t know, Alex. Should it? I’m too lazy to look up the rules.