The Iranians have cured AIDS.
No, really.
Honest! They said so!
Iran Introduces AIDS Cure
TEHRAN (Fars News Agency)- After 7 long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS).
“The drug named ‘IMOD’ is completely effective and safe with no proved side effects,” Iran’s Minister of Health, Treatment and Medical Training Kamran Bagheri Lankarani said during a ceremony at Tehran’s Imam Khomeini Hospital.
The Iranian AIDS drug strengthens immunity system of the patients against HIV and provides a more qualitative life for the affected population.
And they did it without the help of a single Jewish scientist. Now that’s an achievement.
Unfortunately, it only works if you caught AIDS from an Israeli ballon.
I thought that it only works if you caught AIDS from Yasser Arafat. Then again, who knows whom Ahmedinajad has been kissing (or whatever) these days.
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AIDS? How could they have AIDS? Drug use? Sexual immorality? They couldn’t have gotten it from a woman who was raped by some infected foreigner – they’d have stoned her to death first.
My alter ego, Dr Imam Oron, has left a comment on their site. I told them I didn’t believe them.
Bert, that name is so perfect. I knew it had to have a reason, but was too tired to see it this morning. Or should I say “moron-ing”?
Heh.
Imam Oron
Damn, wish I thought of that……
I can hardly wait for the calls for the FDA to rush through approval for use in the USA.
Why would they need Jewish scientists? They have the Islamic Religious Sciences. You know, the same ones that proved, proved I tell you, that womens’ hair emits lascivious radiations that drive men mad with lust, thereby causing them to rape the women emitting the radiation. So it’s the rape victim’s fault that the man raped her, you see. That’s their scientific basis for executing rape victims for you.
I once read an account by a Brit physicist who was teaching physics to Arabs in the Wahhabist Entity. Every so often one of his students would object that something he said contradicted the Quran. He would tell them that in that case they should believe what the Quran said. I suppose he thought that was the only way to get home without at least a flogging, if not shortened by a head. It struck me though, that the Oil Ticks were not getting their money’s worth. Heh.