I have always hated Valentine’s Day. It’s yet another Hallmark holiday that people feel forced to observe. It caused multitudes of horrible feelings in grammar school because back then, they didn’t force us to give valentines to all of the kids, and we only sent them to the kids we liked—ergo, some kid would always have zero or the least amount of cards, and feel like crap.
This one’s for you, kid. (No, I wasn’t that kid. But I always felt bad for them. Unless I was one of the kids not giving them a card.)
It is time for the million man/woman march on Hallmark. We must rid ourselves of this foul blight on humanity.