The son of a rabbi aids the rabble of Jew-haters

I told you, the moment that book hit the presses, that it would feed into the insane Jew-hatred that suffuses the world. I said the David Dukes and the Jew-hating Muslims would leap on it as an authoritative source, proof that the Blood Libel is true.

I was right.

Interviewer: What is this story of the blood matza, which some authors – even Arab ones – say is anti-Semitic lies and nonsense, while others say it is true?

Muhammad Al-Buheiri: Unfortunately, some Arabs want to be holier than the Pope…

Interviewer: A journalist like Salah ‘Issa, for example, wrote in Nahdhat Masr that we don’t need to decide whether the blood matza story was true or not, but that we should examine how we deal strategically with the Jews and the Israelis in the 21st century.

Muhammad Al-Buheiri
: That’s true, but it doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t deal with such issues. Let’s not forget that the West in its entirety globally celebrated Salman Rushdie’s The Satanic Verses. So why shouldn’t we do the same? I called for a Nobel Prize to be awarded to the Israeli Jewish historian, the son of the chief rabbi of Rome…

Interviewer: He’s the son of the chief rabbi of Italy…

Muhammad Al-Buheiri: He’s the son of the chief rabbi of Rome, who is still alive at 90 years of age.

Interviewer: He wrote Bloody Passover, the book we are discussing.

Muhammad Al-Buheiri: This man proved scientifically and objectively… He’s an academic, who heads the department of Jewish history at the Israeli Bar-Ilan University. We are not talking about an amateur, a fraud, or someone looking to get famous. We are talking about an academic, who follows scientific and objective principles. He reached the conclusion that there was indeed a group of extremist Jews, who used to slaughter Christian children, and to collect their blood in order to make the Passover matza. It had to be a child who had not reached puberty. They would abduct him, and put him into a barrel designed for this purpose, which had holes in the sides at the place of the arteries. They would insert iron skewers through the barrel, and make the boy’s blood flow that way. Then they would collect the blood, and use it for Passover. Some sources in Jewish halacha say that preparing a single matza on Passover this way is sufficient for all the Jews. Others believe that such matzos should be prepared in each country separately.

Interviewer: They sacrifice Christian children… When was it? In what century?

Muhammad Al-Buheiri: It has been substantiated since the Middle Ages.

Interviewer: Since then?

Muhammad Al-Buheiri: Yes.

Thanks so much, moron, for adding fuel to the paranoid conspiracy theorists of the world, who would rather believe that a conspiracy of Zionists rule the world than the fact that their society sucks, partly due to their insistence on shutting down scientific investigation due to its being “un-Islamic,” and partly because they insist on not using fifty percent of their assets, namely, women. No, it’s not the fact that your rulers are thieves, dictators, psychopaths, and megalomaniacs. It’s not the fact that you insist democracy isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. It’s not the fact that you keep on driving out your best thinkers and doers by your medieval behavior.

It’s the Jews.

Yes. It must be the Jews. There can be no other explanation—that causes you to look in the mirror.

One more time, it’s the Yourish.com mantra: Anti-Semites of the world, just die already.

Addendum: It’s been pointed out to me that I should explain exactly why the blood libel is such a load of crap to the people who read this post, but won’t follow the link to the definition. Here it is in a nutshell:

The use of blood is absolutely forbidden in Jewish law. It is one of the 613 mitzvot, the commandments Moses received on Mount Sinai. This is a fact that is always—always—ignored by the Jew-haters who want to feed their ignorant followers with conspiratorial theories about Jews.

We are not allowed to consume blood. That is why animals slaughtered for kosher meat are immediately drained of blood. That is why we use salt in the kashering process, to remove any possible remaining blood from the animal. To repeat: Blood is not kosher. Not. At. All. No Jew who calls himself a Jew would deliberately add it to the preparation of any food. The so-called “evidence” quoted above was obtained from torture. Every other historian who has written about it has discounted the evidence. For some reason, Toaff seems to think that confessions extracted via torture are valid—contrary to every other historian consulted. And of course, the Jew-haters latch onto this as “evidence” that the “conspiracy” is breaking.

No, it’s just evidence that Ariel Toaff is an idiot.

The ingredients of traditional matzoh are simple: Flour and water. Even Wikipedia gets that right. Too bad the Jew-haters aren’t that smart.

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3 Responses to The son of a rabbi aids the rabble of Jew-haters

  1. Rahel says:

    Watch what happens when someone who keeps kosher cracks an egg. They will inspect the yolk closely to make sure that there is no blood spot. If there is, they will throw the egg away.

    I’ve lost any number of eggs this way.

  2. Sabba Hillel says:

    It is not because he is not an idiot, it is because he is insane. There is a difference. An idiot would not have been able to come up with the book.

  3. Sabba Hillel says:

    OOPS typo. It should have read

    It is not because he is an idiot, it is because he is insane. There is a difference. An idiot would not have been able to come up with the book.

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