Nasrallah’s greatest secret

After year and a half of hiding, Nasrallah the Lebanese groundhog emerged from his bunker. Triumphantly too, and with good reason.

It is not for nothing that he spent the time in seclusion, it appears, and all rumors about his cowardly behavior are just vicious Zionist propaganda.

“Oh Zionists, your army is lying to you … your army has left the body parts of your soldiers in our villages and fields,” Nasrallah said. “Our mujahideen used to fight these Zionists, killing them and collecting their body parts. I am not talking about regular body parts. I tell the Israelis, we have the heads of your soldiers, we have hands, we have legs … there is even a near-complete body, a half or three-quarters of a body, from head, to chest to the torso,” he added.

Is it clear to you now that our brave Sheik was not hiding for his safety but developing a new hobby: body parts collection and cataloging?

Grisly? Ghoulish? You just wait…

Cross-posted on SimplyJews.

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3 Responses to Nasrallah’s greatest secret

  1. Eric J says:

    I think he’s going to build a Zombie Jew Army.

  2. So now that Chipmunk Cheeks is out, that means six more weeks of war, correct?

  3. chsw says:

    I am now looking forward to seeing Nasrallah’s body parts posted on the internet, just as Sheik Yassin’s were.

    chsw

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