Cognitive dissonance

Three headlines:

Peres: Muslims not our enemies

Ahmadinejad: If we remain quiet, Zionists will act against us

Nasrallah: Israel’s disappearance an established fact

One conclusion: Muslims are not Israel’s enemies, but most of Israel’s enemies are Muslim.

And speaking of cognitive dissonance, Herr Chipmunk Cheeks speaks again, from his secure, undisclosed location somewhere deep underground in Lebanon, where he blathers on, fearless of the mighty IDF.

Hizbullah Secretary-General Hassan Nasrallah said Friday that Israel’s disappearance was an established fact and that “the murder of (Hizbullah commander) Imad Mugniyah is a preliminary step Israel is planning for Lebanon and the region.”

According to Nasrallah, who spoke in a televised speech broadcast to thousands of supporters at a Beirut mosque, the Jewish state’s plan to target the organization’s leaders will not weaken Hizbullah.

Um… an “established fact” would lead one to believe that Israel has, indeed, disappeared. And yet, the one who has disappeared is, gee, Chipmunk Cheeks Nasrallah, his very self.

Say, Snoopy, you live in Israel. Is it still there?

Shyeah.

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5 Responses to Cognitive dissonance

  1. John M says:

    “If we remain quiet, Zionists will act against us”.

    Gee, sure. Tiny little postage stamp country Israel is just raring to march across Iraq and invade France-sized, mountainous Iran. So logical.

  2. Er… yes, the last I looked from the window.

  3. robert says:

    Man I hope Israel is still there..I am going there in September. :)

  4. Bob says:

    No, Israel’s enemies are also Democrats.

  5. Rahel says:

    Last I looked we were still here, too. Wonder what the news will say later tonight, though.

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