You know, if anyone out there wants to rent themselves out as a temporary husband or grown child, I sure could use some help unpacking and getting my new condo into shape.
I’m just sayin’.
You know, if anyone out there wants to rent themselves out as a temporary husband or grown child, I sure could use some help unpacking and getting my new condo into shape.
I’m just sayin’.
Lots of crickets around here! ;)
Well, Meryl, if I were crude I would ask if certain other…ah…facets of being a husband are included. But as you know, suavity and savoir-faire are my middle names.
But even if that sort of thing isn’t included, if you want the feeling of having a husband around, I could come over, leave my towel on the bathroom floor, open a beer and turn on the ballgame.