70,000 Iranian suicide bombers: Duck, Israel!

You know those 70,000 Iranians who signed up to become suicide bombers in Israel? First it’s on.

Then it’s off.

Then it’s on again.

You know what I say? Every time Iran does this—and they do it every time there’s some kind of major battle between Israel and the terrorists surrounding her—it doesn’t seem to come to anything more than signing up to go to Israel to become a suicide bomber. And just imagine the logistics of getting 70,000 Iranians and their bomb vests and their handlers smuggled into Israel, because Lord knows, the current Hamas/Al Aqsa/Fatah/PIJ handlers can’t get their own people past the separation fence.

So basically, this is the Iranian version of an internet petition.

And it’s just as valuable.

Omri’s worried, too:

Although since Iran doesn’t actually border Israel I think the current plan is to fly them over Jordan on the backs of magical ponies. The ponies will then deposit them on the ground, wait for them to blow themselves up, and immediately carry them off to heaven.

Stay strong, Omri!