If you think tonight’s show was bad, never forget this one:
Yes, that’s Rob Lowe, singing to Snow White.
And if you think that was bad, then you’ve forgotten what happened a mere two years ago:
I watched almost none of it. I felt bad for Hugh Jackman, who I love, for having to sing a horrendous opening number. Here’s a tip, Oscar writers: Only Billy Crystal can write the “let’s sing the nominated movies” in the opening number. But Sarah and I had fun mocking it.
Oh, and BTW let’s give an Oscar to the lady who played a concentration camp guard. No moral consequences to humanizing the SS, noooo…
Thanks for the information. Now I feel even better for not bothering to watch the show.