You know, it’s bad enough that I’ve been having lousy dreams and nightmares. I think it’s really, really unfair that I had a dream where I was actually speaking French to a Frenchwoman, and she had the nerve to insult my French in the dream.
I mean, sure, that would probably happen in real life, but please—there was more than enough going wrong in that dream that I didn’t have to be insulted about trying to be helpful, too.
Le plume et le papier, my ass.
Stupid Frogs.
Could be worse — you could be a Frenchman who dreams of being conquered by Germany.
You could have dreamt of Yacko Warner smoking Gauloises cigarettes reciting Frère Jacques in a 50’s black and white film.
We can only hope that somewhere there is a Frenchwoman having nightmares about being insulted for her English speech by someone who looks like Meryl.