First, Darth Vader plays golf.
Next, if you have children who believe in Santa, do not click this link until after they’re asleep. It’s rather traumatizing for the little ‘uns, but funny as hell for the rest of us.
Both via Sarah, the woman who has the privilege of listening to me bitch when I’m really, really, really crabby due to flu and sinusitus and menopause and HulkMS all thrown into one week. I should probably link to Dogs in Elk for her, as it’s something you need to read at least once a year.
The golf thing is too true. Even a little bet can turn any man into a predatory demon!