Sunday snarks

Shorter Soccer Dad: NYTimes says: “Tough Military Stance Stirs Little Debate in Israel.” Meryl says: It works. Duh!

Al Qaeda’s nefarious plan succeeded: You know, it’s becoming apparent to me that al Qaeda’s real plan is to make flying the most uncomfortable means of travel possible. Forget blowing us out of the sky. They want us to stop flying altogether. Someone check to see if someone shorted Delta big-time last week.

Please, please, please make me relevant again: Really, Tzipi Livni should listen to her advisers, because nobody in Israel is listening to her. Tzipi who?

Galloway to Egypt: I want what I want when I want it! Egypt is making Georgie go the long way into Gaza, and he’s pitching a fit. Maybe we’ll get lucky and the Egyptian border guards will treat George Galloway the way they treat Sudanese refugees trying to get to Israel. Shoot him in the back or front, I don’t care. Rid us of this troublesome Jew-hater. (Of course, they won’t. He’s gold for the anti-Israel side.)

Hamas anniversary celebrations held in phone booth: Apparently, Gazans voted with their feet today on the anniversary of the Gaza war. Hamas couldn’t even fill the square they were holding the “victory” celebrations in. You would think that would give the world a clue as to how unpopular Hamas rule is in Gaza. But of course, that won’t stop gorge-rising Galloway from making his way to Gaz and giving Hamas more money and ass-kissing. Favorite part of the article: Hamas tried to co-opt the Israeli Memorial Day siren. Gazans kept on driving.

Three bombs, two dead Hamasniks in Lebanon: What is up with that? Someone is killing the terrorists while they’re on holiday with other terrorists? Hmmmm. If that was Mossad, well, good work, guys!

Just a thought before I go: How is it that the second terrorist attack on American soil in less than two months has gone completely unremarked by the president? It’s all well and good that he’s letting the media know that he’s being “updated” by all the agencies involved, but not even a quick statement from his Christmas hideaway in Hawaii? And they still talk about George W. Bush and “My Pet Goat.” Uh-huh. Effing hypocrites.