These are some of the things that come out in my conversations with Sarah. Sometimes she says them. Sometimes I say them. Sometimes they’re the product of both of our twisted minds.
Yeah, that’s why I love cats. They’re the only animals that call you an asshole.
Hey, my father is defunct, too!
“Yeah, you’re Hulkin’ it.” [Response to “Do you think I have HulkMS?”]
You know, it’s really easy to clean your oven after you’ve cleaned your oven.
There are many more, but those are only from the last two days. Over to you, Sarah, for the ones I forgot.
Don’t forget both of our fathers are defunky!
Then there are the endless monkey butt conversations.
Reason to get a dining room set, to stop my children from wrestling.
Food is all incidental.
I have saven hundred thousand American dollars for him. In three dollar bills.
Man, Cappy, that was so good I checked your blog to see how a spammer got through to my comments.