Sarah gets the greatest spam. My spam is all boring. The best one I ever got had one really funny line: “I look pushy to hearing from you.” Sarah and I used “I look pushy” for weeks after that. Sarah’s got this awesome example of English as a second language:
my father Hon. Mr Felix Newman later died last year as he was poisoned by his family brother.
Hey, being poisoned by your family brother is probably worse than being poisoned by your stranger brother. Go click the link, the letter’s a hoot.
Rather polite bit of spam