In honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day, I give you: Mew like a pirate.
Arrr!
That’s my boy.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
potential icanhazcheezburger captions:
i can haz metal?
i can’t haz vet!
OM NOM NOM NOM
Vet? No, never! must escape!!! OM NOM NOM…
etc.
<3
“I’ll get you for this mom…..”
It’s a good thing Talk Like a Pirate Day is today and not yesterday. Can you imagine if it had fallen on Yom Kipparrrh?
Aye, that’s a right handsome mancat. Now ye must show us the sweet wench with the fur like silk!
Captain Tig of the Brethren of the Coast says:
Meowrrrgh.
Avast, what scurvy enemy threw me into this gaol?
Yo ho ho and a bottle of catnip.
Ye can keep the gold, ye Spanish rascal, it’s the tunafish I want.