Snoopy the Goon has been one of my co-bloggers for years, but I just may have to sack him. Former president Bill (“I did not have sex with that woman”) Clinton says that the reason Israel hasn’t reached a peace agreement with the Palestinians is due to Russian immigrants in Israel.
Clinton said the Russian immigrants constitute the group least interested in a peace agreement with the Palestinians. They have only just arrived, see the State as their own and are committed to its future, he explained, and they cannot imagine any historical claim which justifies division of the land.
Who knew? All this time, who knew that the secret to peace was ignoring the Russian immigrants in Israel—like Snoopy.
If you thought the reason there is no peace agreement was because the Palestinians refuse to give up the idea of flooding Israel with third- and fourth-generation “refugees,” well, you’re wrong.
If you thought the reason there is no peace agreement was because the Palestinians refuse any deal that doesn’t restore the status quo to pre-1967, well, you’re wrong.
If you thought the reason there is no peace agreement was because of the battle over the holy sites of Jerusalem, well, you’re wrong.
If you thought the reason there is no peace agreement was because of constant Palestinian terror attacks on Israel, the Hamas takeover of Gaza, the subsidizing of two proxy armies by Iran, and the refusal of the Palestinians to acknwledge Israel’s right to exist, and exist as a Jewish state, well, you’re wrong. The true obstacle to peace is Russian immigrants in Israel.
And as my co-blogger is a Jew who managed to escape from Russia back when Russia wasn’t letting Jews do much of anything, well, I’m going to seriously rethink allowing him to remain as a co-blogger. I couldn’t live with myself if I were promoting someone who is an obstacle to the peace process.
Snoopy, I don’t know—I’m going to have to think this over. At the very least, I think you’re going to have to consider the source of the accusation about you and your fellow Russians, and I’m not just talking about the ones who managed to escape from Russia during the 1980s after U.S. pressure forced the Soviet Union to stop persecuting and imprisoning its Jews as well as making Judaism effectively illegal. You wanted religious freedom in Israel? Well, there’s a price to be paid, and that is obviously to do what the man who had Yasser Arafat in the White House more than all of the other presidents that lived during Arafat’s lifetime combined tells you to do: Stop being an obstacle to peace.
In the meantime, let me also point out another pearl of wisdom from the man who failed miserably at Mideast peace and managed to help start another terror war on his way out the door as president: He says there’s a 50-50 chance for a peace deal right now, in spite of the fact that all serious observers know that the peace talks will fail.
So yes, Bill Clinton truly knows what he’s talking about. Give that man a cigar. Only don’t do it when there are any young women around.
Snoopy, over to you.
Death To Snoopy!
J.
So Snoopy’s in the doghouse?
Maybe Snoopy needs to put on his flying helmet, traverse the seas and reconnoiter the situation.
My future daughter-in-law’s family got out of Russia when they opened the gates.
“Give that man a cigar.”
One of those joke cigars that explode after you light it.
So let me get this straight. The obstacle to peace are Jews who are proud to be Jews, don’t fear the Arabs the way the world says they should and see for themselves a future in Israel. Of course the same people who would claim no legitimacy for Jews coming to Israel want open borders between the US and Mexico.
How many people in the world are getting tired of having to help the left wing white trash build a world that is a paradise for left wing white trash? I know I am.