In the wonderfully titled Third world debating society elects itself world’s envoy in case of alien contact, Q & O speculated:
Can you imagine a worse institution to have represent humanity than the UN? And frankly, if intelligent aliens ever turned up here and were first greeted by representatives of the UN, my guess is we’d be a cinder fairly quickly after that, being deemed by the aliens as not intelligent enough to warrant further survival.
Well, it appears that there might be a real need for that ambassador, as Aliens have deactivated British and US nuclear missiles, say US military pilots (via memeorandum)
Aliens have landed, infiltrated British nuclear missile sites and deactivated the weapons, according to US military pilots.
The beings have repeated their efforts in the US and have been active since 1948, the men said, and accused the respective governments of trying to keep the information secret.
The unlikely claims were compiled by six former US airmen and another member of the military who interviewed or researched the evidence of 120 ex-military personnel.
Glad the UN is looking out for us. The alternative is frightening.
Crossposted on Yourish.
“…The aliens, who’s stated purpose is to harvest between Five Hundred Million and One Billion human pineal glands, have been offered a seat on the Human Rights Commission, whereupon they offered a resolution condemning Israel for refusing to abide by the UN treaty and provide their quota of glands.”
Apparently, the source—the Times of London—basically made the story up from whole cloth. Which did not stop me and my coworkers from having a wonderful time mocking the UN yesterday.
That book, “To Serve Man”–It’s a cookbook!