Your Tuesday Israel snark briefs

Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye: Israel deported the viciously anti-Israel “Nobel laureate” (as the AP continually reminds us) Mairead Corrigan Maguire. Of course, the IRA is still blowing stuff up, but hey, she won the Nobel for helping stop them or something. But don’t worry, the AP will keep on pushing the narrative:

With the expulsion, Israel risked doing further damage to an image already tarnished by what is often perceived as a lack of tolerance for criticism. Israel has banned other pro-Palestinian activists from entering the country, including 81-year-old Jewish-American linguist Noam Chomsky in May. The government later said that was a mistake.

Miserable Maiiread will be giving a press conference in Ireland next week. Count on the AP to run the anti-Israel propaganda on all outlets. The AP hidden slogan: If it’s Jews, its news.

Um… Duh! Congrats to the Iranians for their keen grasp of the obvious. The headline is so obvious it’s laughable: Iran claims computer worm is Western plot. And the press conference was a laff-riot. Get a load of this:

“These methods won’t help stop or delay nuclear activities in our country,” he added.

Sure. Because Bushehr went online as planned. Oh. Wait. No, it didn’t. [snicker]

The cold peace with Egypt: Say, remember that sneak attack on Israel carried out by Egypt on Yom Kippur in 1973? Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak says that was the happiest day of his life. Does that sound to you like the thoughts of a man who is glad that the state of Israel is his next-door neighbor?

The cold peace with Jordan: Say, remember that “moderate” state next door to Israel? The one that’s now about half-Palestinian? The one that’s at peace? Well, King Hussein is postponing appointing a new ambassador to Israel. For the third time. Does that sound to you like the act of a man who is glad that the state of Israel is his next-door neighbor?

IHH flotilla alert: The jihadis are setting up the next anti-Israel flotilla to be bigger and more violent than before. Watch this space.