Seriously?
Seriously?
What was wrong with Publit, you dumbasses? It’s more than one letter off something that immediately springs to most adult minds when they see “Pubit”.
Marketing geniuses. They’ll never stop giving me post fodder.
The Catmage Chronicles
Andy thought he was going crazy when a talking cat showed up at his front door. He couldn’t have been more wrong.Goldeneyes is a Catmage – a cat with human intelligence and magical abilities. Andy is an eighth grader who is smart, impulsive, and trying to avoid the school bully at all costs. A prophecy threw them together. There’s just one problem: Goldeneyes can’t stand humans.The Catmage world is heading toward war. Goldeneyes and Andy must try to stop the enemy from getting stronger. And they must save a powerful Catmage who’s been kidnapped. For Goldeneyes, it’s personal. That Catmage is her grandmother.Andy and Goldeneyes must try to put aside their differences. If they can’t, the enemy will soon be too powerful to defeat…
Obviously their Mamas need to wash their mouths out at least.
And stood in the corner.
Reminds me of the name of the baby from “Addams Family Values”: Pubert.
That was a hilarious name for an Addams baby, Michael.