Liar Liar Pants on Fire 1: You can start laughing now.
Iran’s top nuclear negotiator Saeed Jalili said Monday that Tehran is to reveal proof of how nuclear material enriched by United States was delivered to the Islamic republic’s arch-foe Israel.
I don’t know what’s more ridiculous: Iranian claims like this, or the fact that AFP actually thinks they’re newsworthy enough to publish.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire 2: On top of announcing that the Mossad told him to stop investigating or die, the Dubai police chief (I think his name in English is Clouseau) says that they’ve got the man what done it. You can stop laughing now. I know, it’s difficult. But try.
Facebook status: Dead. I don’t know that this has anything to do with the killing, but it’s pretty funny all the same. Hamas apparently warned its people to stay off the Facebook page of the man who killed the four civilians in Hebron in August. Two days later, the murderer was dead.
Terrorists they can both agree on: Erdogan is meeting the Dorktator in Damascus this week to discuss terrorism. Against Turkey. Syria will be cracking down on the PKK. That’s the Islamist definitoin of terrorism: If it isn’t against Westerners, Jews, infidels, or Israelis, it’s terrorism. All else is “resistance.”