Yeah, sure, okay: Iran says that it chased half a dozen foreign jets out of its airspace during air defense drills. Also, sixteen UFOs, forty-five Zionist infiltrators, and Santa Claus on an early test run of the new RoboRudolph. Oh, and their radar can reach all the way to the moon. To the moon, Alice!
Unbiased AP headline of the day: Future of Mideast peace process in the hands of polarizing rabbi. By the way, the AP changed it from “Mercurial rabbi may hold the key to peace talks.” Funny, they never seem to use the words “polarizing” and “mercurial” when it comes to people like, say, Hassan Nasrallah. Funny, that.
Hezbollah threatens coup over Hariri Commission outcome: Yep. They’re totally threatening to take over Lebanon, and yet, this rates barely a blip on the world media. And when they do take over, what will the angle be? Somehow, Israel made them do it. Sure, Congress, send those weapons to the Lebanese army. Because it’s not like Hezbollah rules Lebanon or anything.
Uh-oh, terrorists: I didn’t realize that the IDF had stopped training in urban environments after an accident killed a soldier. But they’re ba-aack. As we know, the IDF fights the next war. The terrorists are always fighting the last war. Thankfully!
Isn’t it the newspaper that selects the headlines? I see no mention in this story of any rabbi, much less a polarizing one. Unless maybe they think they are dealing with “Rabbi Shas”?