Wikileaks to al-Jazeera: Hey, we hate the Jews, too! Okay, perhaps that’s a little strong, but read between the lines of this article (or even just read the actual text), and it’s clear that Julian Assange is assuring the Arab world that there’s no way in hell he’d reach a deal with those awful Zionists to protect Israeli secrets, and boy, wait ’til you see what he’s got on the Mossad!
Batshit effing crazy: MEMRI has a former Guantanamo detainee explaining how his Jewish interrogators used witchcraft on him to try to make him talk. (MEMRI video here.) Please. We don’t use witchcraft. We use Zionist Mind Rays.
Merry Christmas, world, but blame the Jews: Even in its coverage of the annual Christmas message from the Roman Catholic Patriarch in Israel, the AP manages to pass along the false narrative that only Israel is responsible for the lack of peace. The AP version of events:
President Barack Obama personally launched direct talks between Israel and the Palestinians in September, saying he hoped to broker a peace accord within a year.
The negotiations broke down just three weeks later with the expiration of a limited Israeli freeze on settlement construction. Palestinians say they will not return to negotiations unless Israel halts settlement construction in the West Bank and east Jerusalem, territories they claim for a state.
Missing from that version: The ten-month settlement freeze, during which for nine and a half of those months, the Palestinians refused to conduct direct negotiations with Israel. Your objective news source, at work.
And finally, for my Christian readers, something cool for the pre-Yule.
Is that my homeboy Brian Setzer?